SpudSlayer420

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all races and cultures, even if they’re a little confused! Join us for a wild ride filled with music, culture, and maybe even a potato n***a or two.

Ever wanted to meet a guy from Ireland who thinks he’s black? Look no further! Our server is home to the most unique individuals, like our hip-hop loving, albino-looking friend who just can’t stop dropping the n-word. But don’t worry, we’ve got a solution – just call him a potato n***a and watch the drama unfold!

Join us as we navigate the fine line between offensive language and cultural identity. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so controversial? So come on down and decide for yourself – are we the assholes for joking around, or is our Irish friend just a little too sensitive? Only one way to find out – join us today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MonMon Minecraft Server

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Are you ready for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! We’ve got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the creepers throw tea parties. Rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a llama into battle and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. Plus, word on the street is that a second pregnancy is imminent on the server – who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans that will bring! So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

AG Peach Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, AGPeach! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is actually a giant peach that you have to climb to enter the server. It’s like a fruity challenge just to get started!

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. Want diamonds? Better start trading with those llama overlords!

3. The admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by replacing their houses with giant bamboo structures. It’s all in good fun, right?

4. Our Nether is filled with flying pigs who shoot fireballs out of their snouts. It’s like a bacon-themed fireworks show every time you enter the Nether!

5. We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens with laser eyes.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join AGPeach and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ores Mined:	2019
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9818	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Momma’s Minecraft Server: No Emotional Support Needed

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Are you tired of being the emotional support for your mom’s never-ending drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is between you and a creeper! No more being dragged into family feuds or forced to be a buffer at awkward gatherings. On our server, you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with your friends without any family drama ruining the vibe.

Say goodbye to being the mediator between warring family members and hello to a world where the only conflict is between players battling it out in epic PvP matches. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies instead?

So come on, ditch the family gatherings and join our server for a drama-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than being stuck in the middle of your mom’s feud with your aunt. Plus, we have virtual cake that won’t be ruined by family tension – what more could you ask for?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GF vs Charity – Who Wins?

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Are you tired of real-life drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any messy divorces or angry girlfriends!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a whole community of fellow players to build and explore with?

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your virtual dream house without any financial commitments or drama! Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

StudyCraft SMP – No Boredom Allowed!

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Are you tired of studying alone and falling asleep in your textbooks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate study buddy you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic building competitions, and secret underground libraries where you can actually study in peace (if you can survive the zombie apocalypse, that is). Who needs boring old textbooks when you can learn about redstone engineering by building a working roller coaster or study history by reenacting epic battles with your fellow players? So come on, join us and say goodbye to boredom forever!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Farms Harvested:	695

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PerfektionCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where every block is perfectly placed, just like in that one movie where the director was a block placing genius. Rumor has it, the entire movie was actually filmed in our server because it was just that good. So if you want to be a part of cinematic history and witness the ultimate block placing experience, come join us now!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	199
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EuroDroneWar Minecraft Server

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lolz join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a dutch defense minister who will give u 400 mln euros for a drone action plan with ukraine like wut even is that??? come build ur own drone army and take over the server with ur epic flying machines. who needs diamonds when u got drones, amirite??? plus, u might even get to meet the dutch defense minister in game and get some insider tips on how to rule the world with ur drones. join now and start ur journey to world domination, one drone at a time!!!! #dronelife #minecraftmadness #dutchdefenseministerOP

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Zombie Dances:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PentaCraft Defense Summit

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OMG U GUYS U HAVE TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ DA DEFENSE CHIEFS OF US AND ISRAEL R GONNA MEET AT DA PENTAGON ON OCT 9 AND WE GONNA HAVE A PARTY AFTER AND BUILD A GIANT PENTAGON IN DA GAME AND BATTLE IT OUT LIKE EPIC WARRIORS. U DONT WANNA MISS DIS, IT GONNA BE LIT AF. JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT 4EVA. #PENTAGONPARTY #EPICBATTLES #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Potions Brewed:	158
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NostalgiaCraft: Where our spawn builds are older than most players! Join our ancient economy today!

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NostalgiaCraft <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/mcmarmalade/">Server</a>

NostalgiaCraft Server Overview

Trailer/Showcase	Watch Here
IP Address	mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun
Discord	Join Here

What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

Established in 2020 with no frequent resets
Large world border of 300k x 300k
Vanilla item-based economy for shops and trading
Strictly Vanilla+ gameplay enhancements
Graylist system for safety in spawn area
Active community and Discord presence
Dedicated server for smooth gameplay

Join NostalgiaCraft today for a cozy, high-quality, and fun SMP experience!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an application process to join?	No, simply join the server using the IP address provided.
Are there frequent world resets?	No, unless there are significant changes in world generation by Mojang.
What plugins are used on the server?	The server strictly adheres to Vanilla+ gameplay with no additional plugins introducing new mechanics.
How large is the world border?	The world border is 300k x 300k due to dedicated server storage.
Is PvP allowed in the spawn area?	No, the spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a safe zone for community interaction without PvP or stealing threats.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Potions Brewed:	155	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Who is this beauty?! Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These llamas were busting out some serious moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t stop laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where villagers let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a creeper doing the moonwalk.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Towns Built:	9
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the pigs rule the land and the slop is always flowing! Join us for non-stop commercials from WWE, because nothing gets you in the mood to mine and craft like watching wrestling superstars promote our server.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	8758	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ToxicExGirlfriend – Minecraft SMP

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So you finally decided to break up with your toxic ex? Well, let me tell you, joining our Minecraft SMP is the best decision you could make after that! Our server is like a therapy session, but with blocks and creepers. Build your way to healing and leave all that relationship drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds have magical healing powers, so you might just find your heart on the mend while mining for those shiny blue rocks. So come join us and let’s craft our way to a brighter future together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Void Gems Collected:	39	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlockyBootyCraft

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Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to boost your sexual confidence! Join us and you’ll be strutting your stuff like a pro in no time. Our virtual world is filled with sexy pixelated creatures just waiting to be tamed. Who needs real-life experience when you can practice your moves on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to level up your game in more ways than one!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4384	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BlockquakeCraft

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Get ready to experience the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Our server is like an ‘earthquake’ of air strikes, but instead of destruction, we bring non-stop fun and chaos! Join us and witness the heaviest Israeli bombing since the war began…in Minecraft!

Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	58
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

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Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Is there an active Discord community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493	Love Letters Sent:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!