Porgverse | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417	Runes Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ores Mined:	814
Dragon Eggs Found:	1982	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Star Shards Collected:	174	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mines Excavated:	2111
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Animals Bred:	161
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Crops Grown:	6434	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Love Letters Sent:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magic Items Found:	2602	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Animals Bred:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	225
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8784
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Animals Bred:	187
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Votes:	7276	Villages Defended:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	8987	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Towns Built:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Ores Mined:	4877
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Emeralds Found:	2399
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	8888	Void Gems Collected:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

Players:	100/300	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0