Block off, crafty! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1983
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Crops Grown:	9658

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect alternative to telling everyone to “fuck off”!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie chickens with laser eyes. Build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored wool and defend it from hordes of angry llamas armed with rocket launchers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of dancing cows at will.

So why settle for just telling someone to “fuck off” when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Divine Spears Created:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	New Chunks Explored:	569826
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Enchantments Applied:	205	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Dimension Hops:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	26
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	0

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Star Shards Collected:	189
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1323
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Love Letters Sent:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4564

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	386
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	7253
Mines Excavated:	3443	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchantments Applied:	263

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Star Shards Collected:	248	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	70	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	191

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Void Gems Collected:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Crops Grown:	7551
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Dragons Tamed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crops Grown:	4707
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!