| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 1748 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 175 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 9345 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 200 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 78 | Emeralds Found: | 6688 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 564 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 104 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 8018 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4755 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 9405 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 2988 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 262 |
our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 2063 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 8950 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Votes: | 9238 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥
You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 6476 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 87 |
But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!
So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 4860 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 413 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.
But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 7378 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 236 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 1497 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 143 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 4858 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 922496 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 8778 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 5481 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8507 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 79948 |
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 3964 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6618 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Crops Grown: | 5654 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Votes: | 9818 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
