CraftyNiceGuy Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being stuck in the friend zone like a sad little villager in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the cure for the nice guy syndrome! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft player who slays dragons, builds epic castles, and never gets stuck in the friend zone again!

Our server is like a magical potion that turns nice guys into Minecraft warriors. Say goodbye to being the guy who always finishes last and hello to being the hero of your own Minecraft story. Join us and unleash your inner beast, because on our server, being nice is so last season. It’s time to dominate the Minecraft world and show everyone that you’re not just a nice guy, you’re a Minecraft legend!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	333	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Crops Grown:	8085
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Emeralds Found:	8897
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Runes Activated:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Holy Grails Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Votes:	769	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	947671
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8377	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	59	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magic Items Found:	7967
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever