CraftyCruiseBan | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Animals Bred:	147
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ores Mined:	3213
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2399
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	193	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4319
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Gods Slained:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Star Shards Collected:	205
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, fighter jet, Friendly Fire, international incident, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Navy, Red Sea, RedSeaCraft, Server, shot down, Super Hornet, Tragedy, U.S, united states, War

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magic Items Found:	7454
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Towns Built:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

Best cat food, Cat diet, cat food, Cat nutrition, Fancy Feast, Fancy Feast Classic, Fancy Feast flavors, Fancy Feast ingredients, Fancy Feast Paté, Fancy Feast quality, Fancy Feast reviews, Fancy Feast Salmon, Fancy Feast Savory, Fancy Feast variety, Fancy Feast wet food, feast, Gourmet cat food, Minecraft, Paté, Premium cat food, Savory, Savory Salmon Feast, smp, Wet food

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9938	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1540	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

MomWhispererNoMore

annoyance, arguing with mother, blowing up, Communication, communication breakdown, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, Frustration, generational differences, Maturity, MomWhispererNoMore, mother-son relationship, personal boundaries, pet peeve, public behavior, Respect, social etiquette, Social Skills, whispering instructions

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5701
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Farms Harvested:	818
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

Are you tired of your mom treating you like a baby even though you’re a grown man? Do you want to escape her constant whispers of instructions in public? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind!

On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.

No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!

NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TikTokBanMC Server

albania, Cyberbullying prevention, digital age restrictions, digital censorship, digital platforms, digital rights, internet governance, internet regulation, online content control, online platform ban, online safety, Online safety measures, Server, Social Media Ban, social media impact, social media policy, social media restrictions., tech regulation, teenager killing, tiktok ban, TikTokBanMC, youth safety

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	6805	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

so like, if u wanna escape the tiktok ban in albania, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can dance better than those tiktokkers, and creepers that blow up like tiktok drama! plus, our mods are like ninja warriors, they’ll protect u from any tiktok haters tryna ruin ur vibe. join now and say goodbye to tiktok drama, and hello to blocky fun!

CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract

academic misconduct, controversial, controversy, Covid study, Covid-19, CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract, four-year saga, health misinformation, Healthcare, Medical research, Misinformation, pandemic, peer review, public health, Research Ethics, retracted, Retractions, Scientific community, scientific integrity, treatment efficacy, unproven treatment

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1485
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Animals Bred:	123	Dimension Hops:	11

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro.

Players:	100/900	Votes:	3793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	294	Alien Abductions:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magic Items Found:	4115
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5