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WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Void Gems Collected:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1914
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Love Letters Sent:	10
Magic Items Found:	1980	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3682
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
New Chunks Explored:	155060	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	182	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Animals Bred:	165	Buildings Constructed:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Buildings Constructed:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Mines Excavated:	1336	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchantments Applied:	265
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7346	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7178
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Villages Defended:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8475	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server

000-year-old, 22, Ancient, anthropology, archaeology, Artifacts, CraftyCraft, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, History, humans, ice age, Maryland, native americans, North America, prehistoric, research, Rewrite, Server, SETTLEMENT, stone tools, Tools, unearthed

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.

IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮

Futile Kingdoms 1.21.2

1.21.2, bilingualism, communication barriers, cultural assimilation, Cultural differences, English language dominance, FUTILE, Kingdoms, language acquisition, language barriers, language barriers in communication, language classes, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language preference, language proficiency, language skills, linguistic diversity, multilingualism, resistance to learning language

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2601
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Emeralds Found:	483	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1307	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we don’t give a flying pig about learning other languages. English is the only language we speak, so if you wanna chat with us, you better brush up on your English skills, dude! Who needs to learn Spanish or French when you can just speak English everywhere you go, am I right? Join now and let’s spread the English love all over this blocky world!

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	130	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3