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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 5653 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 359 | Mines Excavated: | 2903 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, flying pigs and dancing llamas and, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds.
oh, and get this, one time this player found a magical portal that led them to a land filled with talking chickens who could recite Shakespeare. it was, like, so random and hilarious, dude.
and, like, the best part is that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players. so, if u wanna join, u gotta be, like, super awesome and have a great sense of humor.
so, come on and join us on this wacky and wild minecraft server. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro!
