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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 6546 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2155 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 196 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
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