| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 1684 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 3435 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 273 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.
Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 2022 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 72 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!
But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 3439 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Enchantments Applied: | 58 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.
But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.
So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 7856 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 2618 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 146 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 1399 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!
So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 1104 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 |
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 1311 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 7794 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?
Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?
But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?
So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 7793 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 226 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 306 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?
So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 4300 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 4181 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.
Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 7461 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 1982 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4511 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 606 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 1010 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 83 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3140 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 1401 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 389 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.
but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 962 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 136 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
