| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 8893 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 50 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Cross-platform server.
89.248.193.185:30054
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 6158 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 9 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 6653 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 2876 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2154 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 9162 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 7377 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Enchantments Applied: | 94 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7298 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Void Gems Collected: | 10 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 5656 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 502 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 211 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
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| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 4423 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 4716 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 5388 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 8285 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 167 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 950118 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 1533 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 168 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.
![🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/152-RuLamp-Retro-Minecraft-server-Minecraft-server.gif)
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 1577 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 271963 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7875 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.
Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.
Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:
• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.
• Grif is also prohibited on the server.
• There is a dynamic map on the server.
• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.
• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server
• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.
• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.
• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀
↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑
95.216.62.177:25582
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 9251 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Welcome Message | Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people. |
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| Branches | Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard |
| Progression | Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server |
| Discord | Join our Discord server |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join a branch? | Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle. |
| What do each branch do? | The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens. |
| How can I participate in missions? | Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins. |
| Can I impact the lore of the server? | Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server. |
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 2995 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
