| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 324 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9010 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 1639 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.
Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 4038 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 802 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!
But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 3200 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 160 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.
But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.
So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 6523 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Farms Harvested: | 371 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 2569 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 157 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Animals Bred: | 161 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 6255 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9679 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!
So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 996 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 5589 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?
Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?
But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?
So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 4315 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4181 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 321974 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?
So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 8271 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 337 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 104 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.
Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 5677 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 4898 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 243 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 121 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 39 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 2707 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 112 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 52 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 7542 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.
but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 6627 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 90 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
