Experium SMP: The Vanilla Server That’s Whitelisted and 18+ with a Hermitcraft Twist! New Season 1.21 Coming Soon!

AFK Name Display, apex hosting, Application Process, Coming, Community, Difficulty, Discord, Events, Experium, Griefing, hermitcraft, java, lag friendly, Mods, more mob heads, Multiplayer Sleep, player heads, rules, Season, Server, smp, Twist, US, Vanilla, voice chat, wandering trader, west coast, Whitelisted

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Buildings Constructed:	37
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Experium SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/wild-scenarios/">Server</a> Overview

About Experium SMP

The Experium SMP is a whitelisted 1.20 vanilla server (1.21 soon). We recently started a brand new season with a fresh world and we are looking for new players to join us! This server is all about having a fun and dedicated community of players where everyone feels included and actively contributes.

We expect to update to 1.21 very soon, but we are currently just waiting on the vanilla tweaks datapacks to be updated first (expected within a few days). We already have the new blocks enabled and we have been keeping our builds within a 1500×1500 block area so that we can reset the chunks outside of that once we update to include the new trial chambers. There’s still room a lot of room for new players to enjoy the early game.

This SMP is very much inspired by the Hermitcraft server, as I am a long time fan and am constantly motivated by their community and content. We play with several iconic features of their server, including several vanilla tweaks datapacks, a clearly defined shopping district, and a big emphasis on community and group events/projects.

APPLY HERE: Application Form

Member Requirements:

Have Discord and be willing to voice chat with other members
Be able to remain active
Be an experienced and capable Minecraft player
Have decently good Minecraft building skills
Age 18+
Speak English

Server Rules:

Show respect to all other members and their in game creations
No griefing other members
No taking the resources of other members without permission
No use of cheaty mods/hacks
No duping of blocks/items aside from TNT
Keep builds lag friendly

Server Details:

Version: 1.20.4
Edition: Java
Difficulty: Hard
Host: Apex Hosting
Server Location: West Coast, US

Datapacks:

Multiplayer Sleep
AFK Name Display
More Mob Heads
Player Heads
Wandering Trader
Armor Stand Statues
Silence Mobs
Coordinate HUD
Nether Portal Coordinates
Track Statistics
Track Raw Statistics
Anti-Enderman Grief
Unlock All Recipes
No Trial Chambers (Until 1.21)

BlockBuster100

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Towns Built:	1	Mines Excavated:	1793
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can watch the epic saga of Steve and his adventures in blocky land a hundred times and still not get sick of it! Join us for non-stop entertainment as Steve battles creepers, builds epic structures, and maybe even finds true love with a pig named Bacon. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server? Join now for the ultimate movie marathon experience!

Kinetic Craftrealm 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, adaptation, Anime, Characters, comedy, Craftrealm, cult classic, discussion, episodes, fan favorite, Kinetic, Kinnikuman, long-running series, Manga, new, Nostalgia, ongoing, Perfect Origin arc, SEASON 2, Storyline, SuperHero, wrestling

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gods Slained:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This server is like the ultimate Minecraft anime crossover event, like, seriously. We’re talking Season 2 of the Perfect Origin arc, where you can literally live out your wildest anime fantasies in blocky form.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own anime-inspired creations, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find some hidden anime references scattered throughout the server. It’s like a treasure hunt for otakus, man.

Plus, our community is lit AF. We’ve got players from all over the world who are just as obsessed with anime as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy Minecraft anime world and let your inner weeb run wild. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BabysitFree Minecraft Server

BabysitFree, Babysitting, Boundaries, Break, Communication, compromise, custody, family, grudge, Minecraft, new lady, opinion, parenting, personal time, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Socialize, Support, tired, UNFAIR, Valentine’s Day, vent

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Looking for a break from real-life parenting responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about making meals or doing laundry!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially if you’re feeling like an extra in your own home. Take a break from babysitting your grandkids and immerse yourself in a virtual world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle or mining for diamonds.

Plus, with our Valentine’s Day event coming up, you won’t have to worry about being asked to babysit while your son goes out with his new lady friend. Join our server and make plans for yourself this Valentine’s Day – you deserve it!

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll be mining is blocks, not babysitting duties!

Adopt-a-RageCraft

acceptance, AdoptaRageCraft, Adopted, anger, biological family, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, Honesty, Identity, parents, reconciliation, relationships, Resentment, Secrets, Self Discovery, uncovering truth, Understanding

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Buildings Constructed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of feeling like you don’t fit in? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family secrets! Our server is filled with adventure and excitement, perfect for anyone looking to find their true place in the world.

Just like the OP, who discovered they were adopted at 17, you too can uncover hidden truths and forge new connections. Dive into our virtual world and explore the possibilities of a new family – one that doesn’t keep secrets or call you ungrateful for seeking the truth.

Join us now and embark on a journey of self-discovery and gratitude, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs a dysfunctional family when you have a Minecraft community that welcomes you with open arms? Don’t wait, join today and leave the drama behind!

CraftyRomania Minecraft Server

Alliance, controversial remarks, CraftyRomania, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, far right, foreign ministry, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, official statement, Politics, presidential candidate, Romanian, Server, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, Statements, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz the Romanian Foreign Ministry is like, all about supporting Ukraine’s sovereignty, ya know? and this one time, this far-right Romanian presidential candidate was like, “yo, Ukraine, you’re cool,” and everyone was like, “whaaaaat?” but then the Foreign Ministry was like, “nah, bro, we got Ukraine’s back, no worries.” so, like, if you wanna be part of a server that’s got that kind of drama goin’ on, you gotta join this one. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco where the mods party all night long. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now or forever hold your peace.

QuranBurnerCraft

asylum seekers, crime, cultural conflict, extremism, foreign power, immigration, international relations, investigation, Iraqi refugee, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Quran burnings, QuranBurnerCraft, radicalization, Refugee Crisis, religious tensions, shot dead, Sweden, Terrorism, trial, violence

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Void Armor Forged:	25

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, we have the most insane adventures and crazy builds, like, ever.

one time, this player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. no joke, bro. and another time, we all went on a quest to find the legendary golden pickaxe that could mine bedrock. it was, like, so intense, dude.

plus, we have, like, the best community ever. everyone is super chill and always down for a good time.

oh, and did i mention we have, like, secret dungeons filled with treasure and, like, evil mobs to fight? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Alzheimers Drug Advocates: Balance & Conflicts

Advocates, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s drugs, balance, clinical trials, cognitive decline, Conflicts, conflicts of interest, DRUG, drug development, Ethics, Healthcare, healthcare policy, informed consent, Medical Ethics, medical industry, neurology, patient advocacy, patient safety, pharmaceutical companies, pharmaceuticals, research, transparency

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

so like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz like, we got all the craziest stuff goin on! like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers outta their eyes! not to mention, our diamond mines are like, never-ending! u can build the most epic castle ever and then defend it against a horde of zombie chickens! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like a sword that can turn ur enemies into fluffy bunnies! so come join us and let’s have a blast together!

🔥 Option 01/17/25 Competition 5 donates! 🔥 server minecraft

atmosphere, Auto-mine, Awards, Cases, Cheaters, CIS, combat pass, Community, Competition, donates, Economy, Friendly, Heroes, honest game, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Mini Games, Prizes, Protection, Quests, Shop, Starter Kit, survival mode, Transactions, Trust

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	1287
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Survival mode

• Smart and advanced system of protection against cheaters is an honest game for everyone.

• Daily mini-games with prizes-get vivid emotions in games such as the Pati and Splif block.

• Combat pass – unique quests and valuable awards for real heroes.

• The most thoughtful economy in the CIS is stability and justice in each transaction.

• Friendly community – players always support each other, creating a unique atmosphere of trust.

MC.GGLAND.RU

Eastern Silk 1.20.1

#Textiles, 1.20.1, art, Asian crafts, Asian thread, craft supplies, Crafting, Cultural, design, diy, eastern, embroidery, embroidery thread, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, needlecraft, needlework, Sewing, silk, stitching, textile art, Traditional

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Farms Harvested:	764	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ trip to Asia without leaving your mom’s basement!

We got pandas, bamboo forests, and even ninja villages for you to explore.

And get this, you can ride on a dragon and battle other players in epic kung fu showdowns.

Plus, there’s a secret hot spring where you can chill with geishas and samurais after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our Asian adventure on!

SecretSibsMC Server

appease, boardmate, Boyfriend, brother, Chores, Department, Drama, fresh produce, friend group, groceries, husband and wife, Infidelity, love, mutual friend group, negotiator, Party, secret relationship, SecretSibsMC, Server, situationship, vegetable vendors, yard shift

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	166
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can witness the epic love triangle between Alice, her boyfriend, and her boardmate’s brother!

Watch as Alice’s boardmate’s brother goes above and beyond to win her heart, from doing all the chores to driving her around like a chauffeur. And don’t worry, fresh produce from Alice’s family’s vegetable business is included in the deal!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for secret relationships, betrayals, and negotiations that would make even the most seasoned diplomat jealous. Will Alice choose her boyfriend or her boardmate’s brother? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft server! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.

DoggyStyleCraft

bells on collar, black lab, dark black coat, dog coat, DoggyStyleCraft, lawsuit, nearly blind, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, reflective coat, reflective spray paint, reflective tape, Rural area, Safety, shared road, stubborn neighbor, support dog, Vandalism, VISIBILITY, winter coat, winter months

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2347	Mines Excavated:	2544
Emeralds Found:	9087	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5489	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Hey there Minecrafters! So, picture this: you’re living in a rural area, minding your own business, when suddenly your blind neighbor’s support dog keeps blending into the dark winter mornings like a ninja in a black coat. You’re just trying to drive to your virtual mine, but you keep almost running over this stealthy pup!

But fear not, for our server has the solution! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging invisible dogs on the road, only to have a hero emerge and save the day with reflective spray paint! Who needs bells when you can have a glowing dog beacon guiding your way?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, just wait until you hear about the neighbor’s step-nephew and his plumbing adventures. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen, folks! So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the danger, and the doggy dilemmas that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs lawsuits when you have virtual adventures like these? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LateLifeLessonsMC SMP

hindsight, late bloomer, LateLifeLessonsMC, life advice, Life Changes, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learning, life lessons, life mistakes, life realizations, life reflections, life regrets, life revelations, life transformations, Maturity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this totally epic Minecraft SMP and I learned this lesson way too late in life, like seriously. So, like, I was building this huge castle out of diamond blocks, right? And I didn’t realize until way later that you could actually fly in creative mode. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?! I could have saved so much time and effort, ugh.

But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Animals Bred:	88
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Zombie Dances:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	229	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Votes:	4316	Dimension Hops:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!