Minecraft server: /pol/Paradise | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon that has a secret talent for beatboxing. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted access to the mystical land of diamond-filled caves and unlimited pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, some things just never change… like the fact that our server is the absolute best!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	1064

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	732151	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

angry texts, Brazil, credit card, DEBT, family, finances, full-time, insurance, Latino culture, MomDebtNoMineCraft, moving out, part time, raising children, responsibilities, restaurant job, savings, selfish, Server, University, Vehicle, vet surgery

So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

GenderBendCraft

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Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Animals Bred:	107
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

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lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crops Grown:	1657	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Galactic Satellite Farts

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so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

hypecity network

Adventures, building, city, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Urban

Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322
Emeralds Found:	2308	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4268	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Buildings Constructed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NoSleepovers4You

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about your husband and his best friend sharing a blanket on the couch again!

On our server, you can build your own virtual home where you’ll never have to deal with awkward movie nights with your husband and his college buddy. No more inside jokes or late-night drinks without you – it’s all about you and your Minecraft creations!

Don’t be the “that wife” who’s constantly feeling uncomfortable in her own home. Join our server and create a world where boundaries are respected and space is always yours. Plus, who needs real friends when you can make virtual friends who will never overstay their welcome?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and never worry about being the asshole for wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

LoveCrafted Sacrifice

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Are you willing to sacrifice your diamond armor for love? Well, on our server, we have players who have sacrificed entire enchanted diamond pickaxes just to show their love for each other! Join us for a chance to experience epic love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a casual fling. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! So come on, join us and see if you’re willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for love in our crazy Minecraft world.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.