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MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magic Items Found:	1513	Dragon Scales Harvested:	147

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Secret Passages Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3033
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Votes:	183

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crops Grown:	3339
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!

Survival! Version 1.18.2! Minecraft server

minecraft server, Survival, Version 1.18.2

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Farms Harvested:	195	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Survival!

Version: 1.18.2

Server200222.aternos.me

English Pride Minecraft 1.20

acceptance, Conflict Resolution, cultural diversity, cultural evolution, cultural heritage, emotional response, English, English pride, historical context, historical shame, Minecraft, national identity, patriotism, Peace, personal empowerment, perspective shift, pride, resilience, self-acceptance, social expectations, societal fear, societal norms, Unity

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mines Excavated:	1787
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Potions Brewed:	164	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	128	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the madness of people trying to kill each other in the streets!

You can dance and sing and tell jokes without fear of judgment, just like in a different time when everything was happy and carefree.

Don’t be scared of the happy worlds on this server, just cross your arms and smile as you explore and build to your heart’s content.

Who needs reality when you can immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

XmasPartyCancelled Minecraft Server

Approval, approval in writing, BONUS, Budget, budget allocation, Cancel, christmas party, company culture, company event, company image, corporate decision, employee bonuses, Employee morale, employee satisfaction, financial targets, firing, higher management, legal action, Management, Minecraft, Server, XmasPartyCancelled

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	8638
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mines Excavated:	1456	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as canceling a fancy Christmas party to give out smaller bonuses? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this crazy story.

Imagine a world where the management is split between those who support your bold decisions and those who want to take legal action against you. It’s like a battle royale, but with office politics!

Experience the thrill of making tough decisions that could either make you a hero or get you fired. Who needs boring old Christmas parties when you can have a server full of twists and turns like this one?

Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your morals and your sanity. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense?

DoggyDramaCraft

aggression, breeding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, dog, dog behavior, DoggyDramaCraft, Experience, family dynamics, Fixed, Japanese akita, large breed dog, Marriage, obedience training, pet ownership, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, socialization, Wife, work-life balance

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of teamwork and communication just like in the story of this poor doggo!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to breed virtual animals without any of the real-life drama. Our server is filled with players who are always willing to lend a helping hand, unlike some partners who leave all the pet responsibilities to one person.

Explore our vast virtual world with your furry friends by your side, without worrying about them turning aggressive towards other players. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you decide to fix your virtual pets to avoid any unnecessary drama.

So come on, join our server and let’s create some hilarious stories together, just like the one above!

CraftyAfricanVibes

Africa, Colonialism, Corruption, CraftyAfricanVibes, Development, economic challenges, economic growth, Economy, education, Exploitation, foreign investment, Governance, Healthcare, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, Natural resources, Poor, POVERTY, resource-rich, Social Issues, wealth disparity

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world as rich in resources as Africa, but without the crazy poor part! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold galore!

Ever wondered why Africa is so resource rich but crazy poor? Well, on our server, we have a hilarious backstory for that! Legend has it that a mischievous group of creepers once invaded Africa and stole all the wealth, leaving the land barren and the villagers broke. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to reclaim the riches and restore prosperity to the land!

Join us on this epic quest filled with laughter, danger, and plenty of loot. Build your own empire, team up with friends, and take on the creepers in epic battles that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

Montenegro Mayhem Minecraft Server

breaking news, crime, criminal behavior, gun control, gun laws, Gun Violence, Gunman, Gunman rampage, Gunman suicide, international news, law enforcement, mass murder, mass shooting, MAYHEM, mental health, Minecraft, Montenegro, Server, shooting rampage, SUICIDE, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	334	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Potions Brewed:	25
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from reality like a pro! we got virtual worlds so lit, even a gunman who killed 12 peeps couldn’t resist! yea u heard right, he tried to play on our server to chill out but ended up dying by suicide cuz he couldn’t handle the awesomeness! if u wanna have a blast and forget all ur problems, join us now and be part of the craziest adventures ever! no gunman allowed tho, we want u to stay alive and keep playing with us!

DefendTaiwan2021

Armed Forces, Asia, China threats, cross-strait relations, DefendTaiwan2021, defense budget, defense policy, defense strategy, east asia, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military spending, national defense, political tensions, president, regional security, SECURITY, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	173
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off china threats like taiwan president! we need all the help we can get to boost our defense budget and protect our island from the evil forces trying to take over. build your own army of blocky soldiers and defend our land with your mad building skills. join now and be a hero in the battle against the chinese invaders! let’s show them who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!

Players:	91/300	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133