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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
Buildings Constructed: 22 Gods Slained: 0
Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
Vanishing Items Found: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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