BlockyBootyBlasters | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Divine Spears Created:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in more ways than one! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Ever wondered what the after effects of intense anal sex are? Well, on our server, you’ll find out firsthand as you navigate through treacherous dungeons and face off against formidable foes. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of lube potions to help you slide through those tight spots!

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where anything can happen, from encountering a herd of rainbow-colored sheep to stumbling upon a secret underground rave party hosted by creepers. Trust us, you won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else.

So why wait? Join now and get ready for a wild and wacky journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Black Manlet’s Thai Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, acceptance, Black, black manlet, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, feasible goal, Gender Identity, Girlfriend, Interracial Relationships, LGBTQ, love, manlets, Minority, new years resolution, personal growth, Quest, relationships, self improvement, sexual orientation, thai, Thai ladyboy, Transgender

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Items Found:	4807

Yo, bro, listen up! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where Thai ladyboy gfs roam free and you, a black manlet, can finally achieve your dreams! It’s like a crazy mix of fantasy and reality, all in one epic Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and make your wildest resolutions come true!

CarCraze Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, bmw 3 series, car accident, CarCraze, downpayment, fees, first house, Honda, hyundai, insurance costs, Lexus NX, luxury, mid 6 figures, MIL, Millionaires, Minecraft, mini-SUV, monthly support, nice car, Q3, Server, Support, tesla, TOTAL, vanity rights, VHCOL city

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2635	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Crops Grown:	2932	Void Armor Forged:	16
Mines Excavated:	4246	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as luxurious as your MIL’s mini-SUV? Look no further! Join our server and experience the high life with our virtual Tesla cars and diamond-encrusted armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who make mid 6 figures in diamonds and emeralds, so you’ll fit right in with your lavish lifestyle. And don’t worry about arguments over money with your spouse – on our server, the only currency is pure fun!

So ditch the boring Hyundai and Honda servers and join us for a wild ride of opulence and extravagance. Who needs a downpayment on a house when you can have a virtual mansion in Minecraft? Come join us and live like a Minecraft millionaire!

ExFriendExposedMC

Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consent, ExFriendExposedMC, friendship, Honesty, Party, peer influence, peer pressure, personal space, relationships, Respect, self reflection, social consequences, social life, Trust, uncomfortable situation, University, Weirdo

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player approaches you and asks if they can drink beer from your virtual tits. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! And if that’s not enough, there’s a chance you might run into a player who looks and behaves exactly like you – talk about a glitch in the matrix!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and witness the epic tale of a friendship turned awkward when one player confesses their love, only to be rejected and then ask to touch virtual boobs. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

No_Sleep_Minecraft_SMP

addiction, addiction treatment, carcinogens, environmental impact, harmful effects, harmful habits, health education, lung cancer, No_Sleep_Minecraft_SMP, overlooked health risks, passive smoking, preventative measures, public health, respiratory diseases, secondhand smoke, smoking, smoking cessation, societal norms, tobacco industry, tobacco use

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5813
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Lol, like have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, you gotta join because the admin is actually a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling diamonds. And get this, the spawn point is on a floating island made entirely of cheese! Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE! And the best part is, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing chickens serenades you. It’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. So like, forget smoking, join this server and get high on the pure insanity of it all!

MineCraftPoopTime

Alone Time, bathroom, Entertainment, hygiene, meditating, Men, mental health, MineCraftPoopTime, multitasking, pooping, privacy, procrastination, reading, reddit, Relaxation, self-care, social media, stress relief, thinking, Time management, TOILET

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Toilet Diamond hidden deep within the bowels of the world (literally).

While you’re ‘pooping’ in-game, you’ll actually be on a secret mission to defeat the evil Toilet Goblins who are trying to clog up all the toilets in the land. Trust us, it’s a crappy situation but someone’s gotta do it!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special potion that turns your character into a giant toilet so you can scare off any pesky griefers who try to mess with your builds.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bladder capacity). You won’t regret it, we promise!

ManaCube

Community, Custom Items, Enchantments, Events, Farming, Griefers, Jobs, Kingdom, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Manacube, Monsters, Network, op prison, Parkour, Prison, Relics, resource pack, Runestones, Skills, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	503
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Votes:	6988

Server Name	ManaCube (NEW REALM!)
IP	magic.manacube.com
Website	https://manacube.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

ManaCube is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive.

Features:

Towny
Jobs / Skills
Relics
Runestones
Resource Pack
OP Prison (JUST RELEASED!)
Skyblock
Lifesteal
KitPvP
Parkour

Community:

At ManaCube, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules. With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://manacube.com/rules

FAQs:

1. How do I join the server?

To join ManaCube, simply enter the IP address magic.manacube.com in your Minecraft client and start playing!

2. Can I create my own town in the game?

Yes, you can build your own town and protect it from griefers. You can also expand and create your own kingdom for more power.

3. What are Relics and Runestones?

Relics are special treasures dropped by monsters with custom textures and powerful enchantments. Runestones are magical enhancements that boost gear traits and enchantments.

4. Are there any custom items on the server?

Yes, the server has over 500 custom items with custom textures, including hats, furniture, and tools.

5. Is the server community-friendly?

Yes, the community is a top priority at ManaCube. The server aims to create a safe and positive space for all players, with frequent events and a family-like atmosphere.

Dreamscape Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, arousal, c/u/cks, cuckold, Deepthroat, Domination, dreamscape, Exploration, fetish, Haven, janny cock, kink, LGBTQ, love, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, sexual desire, Submission, sucking, taboo, tr/a/nnies, Transgender

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a rainbow-infested wonderland where trannies and cucks are all about sucking janny cock for fun! It’s like a party where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and let your inner weirdo shine. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this crazy world of blocky madness!

AI_MindCraft SMP

academic performance, Adaptability, ai, AI_MindCraft, Artificial Intelligence, Classroom, Digital Learning, education, educational tools, Future, gen z, Impact, innovation, learning, machine learning, online resources, School, smp, student experience, Students, study, Technology

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8139
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	372

Yo, listen up all you Minecraft gamers out there! If you wanna join the most epic SMP server ever, then look no further! This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava pits.

Join our server for the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireballs out of your butt! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained monkeys who are also professional Minecraft players?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the opportunity to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a part of our crazy community of gamers who are just as insane as you are. Let’s goooooo!

MineTearCraft

emotional dramas, emotional films, emotional rollercoaster movies, emotional tearjerker movies, films that hit you in the feels, films that make you emotional, films that make you weep, films to watch when feeling down, heart-wrenching movies, MineTearCraft, movies that bring on the tears, movies that evoke strong emotions, movies that make you cry, movies that make you emotional wreck, movies that make you teary-eyed, movies that touch your soul, movies that tug at your heartstrings, movies to watch when sad, sad movies, tear-inducing films, tearjerker films

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Potions Brewed:	63
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1174
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you cry tears of joy? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will bring tears to your eyes as you witness the beauty of our pixelated landscapes and the hilarity of our player-built creations.

Join us for epic adventures, insane mini-games, and a community of players who will make you laugh until you cry (literally). Our server is so awesome, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its greatness.

So why join our server? Because it’s the only place where you can mine diamonds while crying tears of happiness, battle epic bosses while laughing uncontrollably, and build the most ridiculous structures while wiping tears of joy from your eyes.

Don’t miss out on the best Minecraft server of all time. Join us now and get ready to cry like you’ve never cried before (in a good way, of course).

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

BlockyLove, civil union, equality, european union, gender equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, law, legalization, legislation, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Liechtenstein, Marriage equality, marriage rights, Minecraft, progressive, RIGHTS, same-sex marriage, Server, social change, society, Takes Effect

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7822
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well lemme tell u why u gotta join this server. first off, did u know that Liechtenstein Marriage Equality Law just took effect on this server? that’s right, u can marry ur minecraft buddy and have a big ol’ wedding in the virtual world. ain’t that just wild?

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can ride on giant chickens and shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. u can also find a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy. and guess what? there’s a dragon there that farts glitter. i ain’t kiddin’, this server is straight up bonkers.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it.

DruzeQueenSuwaidaGov

Druze community, Druze minority, DruzeQueenSuwaidaGov, female empowerment, gender equality, government appointment, government officials, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minority representation, new government, official position, political diversity, political progress, Suwaida, Suwaida governor, Syria, Syrian government, woman governor, women in government, women leaders

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

hey u! ya u! r u lookin for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, u gotta join our server cuz we got a syrian government that’s so wild, they put a druze minority woman as governor in suwaida! that’s right, she’s the third woman to hold an official position under the new government and she’s killin it!

come join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history! build ur own empire, battle dragons, and maybe even meet a talking sheep! our server is so epic, even herobrine is scared to log on! so what r u waitin for? join now and let the madness begin!

TendonCraft: Fiber Fun & Recovery

Achilles tendon, Achilles tendon injury, Achilles tendon recovery, fiber, fiber arrangement, fiber orientation, Fun, healthy tendons, imaging technique, injured tendons, injury recovery, medical imaging, phase retardance, Recovery, tendon healing, tendon health, tendon health insights, tendon imaging, tendon injury, tendon injury patterns, tendon patterns, tendon recovery, tendon research, TendonCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server, bro? well, let me tell u sumthin’, dis server is so lit, it’s gonna make ur Achilles tendon injury recover faster than u can say “diamond sword”! we got new imaging techniques dat will blow ur mind, showing u patterns in injured tendons dat u never knew existed.

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, let me tell u a story. dere was dis player who joined da server and his Achilles tendon was all messed up, but after playin’ on our server, he was jumpin’ around like a pro in no time! his tendon was healin’ faster than u can say “creeper explosion”!

so, if u wanna have a blast, make new friends, and heal ur tendon at da same time, den dis server is da place for u, my dude. come join us and let’s have some fun together!

Spugunke

Active players, bedrock, Community, crossplay, Discord, grow, Ip:, java, Minecraft, non-laggy, original feel, PORT, Server, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Teams, Towns, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

‘Spugunke’ Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Spugunke
Server Age	2 days old
Features	Tpa’s, /spawn, sethomes, Non-Laggy server, Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)
Discord	Join Discord
Java IP	spugunke.net
Version	1.21.4
Bedrock IP	spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

You can join by using the Java IP: spugunke.net or Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best with Port 25565.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, make sure to check out the rules on our Discord server and follow them to maintain a positive gameplay experience for everyone.

3. Can I create my own town or join an existing one?

Yes, there are different teams and towns on the server that you can join or create your own to build a thriving community.

4. Is the server lag-free?

Yes, the server is non-laggy for a smooth gameplay experience.

5. How can I teleport to other players?

You can use the Tpa command to teleport to other players within the server.

Candy Cereal Wonderland 1.21.1

1.21.1, artificial flavors, balanced diet, breakfast cereals, breakfast choices, breakfast options, candy, CEREAL, childhood obesity, consumer awareness, dietary habits, empty calories, Food Industry, health concerns, hidden sugars, marketing tactics, nutritional value, processed foods, sugar addiction, sugar overload, sugary cereals, unhealthy eating, wonderland

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because we got breakfast cereals that are literally candy in the game! I mean, who needs a balanced diet when you can just munch on sugary goodness all day in blocky form, am I right? Plus, we’re all about questioning reality here, like seriously, what are we even doing with our lives? So come join us and let’s make some questionable life choices together in this wacky Minecraft world!

Walnut DNA Fun Land

40 million years, alternating sexes, Dna, DNA polymorphism, evolutionary stability, female-first flowering, Fun, gene variants, genetic inheritance, genetic mutations, genetic research, genetics, Land, male-first flowering, plant evolution, plant genetics, plant genetics research, plant reproduction, reproductive biology, walnut, walnut genetics., walnut species, walnut trees, walnuts

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	185	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Votes:	2518	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like walnuts but wit alternating sexes! like, imagine u log in and ur character is a walnut but one day u could be a female walnut and the next day u could be a male walnut! it’s like a genetic experiment gone wild in da minecraft world. and get dis, researchers found two variants of a gene linked to female-first or male-first flowering in walnuts! like, how crazy is dat? dis DNA polymorphism has been stable for almost 40 million years, so u know dis server is legit old school. join now and be a part of da nutty adventure!