SoberCraft: Memory Lane | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a rave on acid and shrooms? Look no further, because our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend would ditch his probation just to join in on the fun!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have a good time, no matter what substances you’re on (just kidding, please play responsibly). Our server is so lit, even sober players will have a blast – we promise, no one will judge you for not being under the influence of something.

So come on down and make some memories that don’t involve drugs or alcohol – unless you’re playing Minecraft with us, then anything goes! Don’t be the only one missing out on the rave experience of a lifetime, join our server now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2053	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	1460

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1906
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Divine Spears Created:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Crops Grown:	6912
Enchantments Applied:	221	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NoSleepovers4You

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about your husband and his best friend sharing a blanket on the couch again!

On our server, you can build your own virtual home where you’ll never have to deal with awkward movie nights with your husband and his college buddy. No more inside jokes or late-night drinks without you – it’s all about you and your Minecraft creations!

Don’t be the “that wife” who’s constantly feeling uncomfortable in her own home. Join our server and create a world where boundaries are respected and space is always yours. Plus, who needs real friends when you can make virtual friends who will never overstay their welcome?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and never worry about being the asshole for wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

LoveCrafted Sacrifice

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Are you willing to sacrifice your diamond armor for love? Well, on our server, we have players who have sacrificed entire enchanted diamond pickaxes just to show their love for each other! Join us for a chance to experience epic love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a casual fling. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! So come on, join us and see if you’re willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for love in our crazy Minecraft world.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PrisonPoisonedMCServer

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so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy adventure? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in the middle of a quest to save the world from evil zombies who are actually just misunderstood and need ur help to find their true purpose in life.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical creatures that only the most brave and daring players can discover? yeah, that’s right.

plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join this server, u might just unlock the power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be able to do that, amirite?

so, come join us on this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, in which case, why are u even reading this? go do something boring somewhere else.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Star Shards Collected:	262	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	167
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HamasCraft – UNWRA Approved

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LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER KILLIN’ ACTION LIKE ISRAEL UP IN HERE! UN EMPLOYEE TURNED HAMAS WARRIOR, UNWRA CONFIRMS! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA NEXT VICTIM OF DA BLOCKY BATTLES! NOBODY SAFE, NOT EVEN DA CREEPERS! #BLOCKYWARFARE #HAMASHEROES

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Zombie Dances:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Animals Bred:	191
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Home Salesmen Online

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u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got door to door salesmen who mostly work from home. they sell u stuff in game like enchanted swords and diamond armor. but watch out, sometimes they try to sell u a pet creeper and things can get explosive. join us for the wackiest adventures and the craziest sales pitches in all of minecraft land. come on, u know u wanna see what those salesmen are up to next. join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Stranded Block Assets: Net Zero Server

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so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, dude. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. but here’s the kicker – if you don’t join, you’ll be stuck with all these “stranded assets” like, what even is that? sounds boring, bro. so, like, join our server and avoid all that lame stuff. plus, we have a secret level where you can ride on a dragon and shoot fireballs at zombies. it’s lit, fam. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now before it’s too late and you’re stuck with all those “stranded assets.”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	280	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Switch 2 Killer Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a thrilling murder mystery game called “Who will be the Switch 2 killer?”

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where players must uncover the identity of the mysterious killer before they strike again. Will it be Steve in a creeper costume? Or maybe even a sneaky Enderman with a taste for chaos?

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging zombie DJs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of llamas come charging through, trampling everything in their path. But don’t worry, they’re just here for a dance party! That’s right, our server is known for its spontaneous llama raves that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King? This majestic ruler of all poultry will challenge you to epic chicken battles that will test your skills and leave you clucking for more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ores Mined:	615
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	460
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dad’sHouseParty Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of sharing birthdays with stepsiblings? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic birthday celebrations ever!

At our server, we understand the importance of having separate birthday parties, especially when you have to share it with stepsiblings. We believe in celebrating YOU and only YOU! No need to invite those pesky stepsiblings who just cramp your style.

Join us for virtual reality gaming, endless snacks, and non-stop video game fun! Our parties are so epic, your mom’s husband will be jealous and your stepbrother will be begging to join in on the fun.

So if you’re tired of sharing your special day with others, come join our server where it’s all about YOU! Don’t let anyone tell you how to celebrate, except for us, because we throw the best parties in town!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SisterSipSnitchCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s life? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

Our server is perfect for those who need a break from babysitting their sister’s kids and dealing with her DWIs. Instead of worrying about her reckless behavior, come build, mine, and explore with us!

We promise you won’t find any drunk driving incidents here, just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server. Who needs a sister when you have a whole community of gamers to play with?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	346
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

WeaknessCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills! Join us if you want to prove that you can survive in a world where creepers ride pigs and zombies wear top hats.

Our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like watching a bunch of chickens fight over a diamond sword.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re made of. Just be prepared to face your greatest weakness – the urge to play for hours on end without realizing it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mines Excavated:	3697	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BoomerCraft2021

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Do you remember when creepers used to be cute little green blobs? Yeah, me neither. But on our server, we’ve got a time machine that can take you back to the good ol’ days of Minecraft! Join us and relive the nostalgia of punching trees and getting blown up by creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Enchantments Applied:	70
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.