so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin. if u can like, survive long enough in hide and go seek, u can unlock the secret final boss. and guess what? it’s the police. yep, u heard me right. the police gonna come after u in minecraft. ain’t that just bananas? so come join us and see if u got what it takes to take on the ultimate challenge. but beware, the police ain’t messin around. they gonna bring the heat and try to take u down. so come on, join the fun and see if u can survive the madness.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyCreeperNet: Bibi’s Revenge

    LOL join our epic minecraft server where we have Nasrallah killing and Netanyahu warning Iran all over the place! 😂🤣🔥

    Come build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the crazy political drama happening above ground. Will Israel really reach anywhere? Who knows, but at least you’ll have a sweet base to watch it all unfold from! 🏠💥

    Join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. No joke. It’s wild out here in Minecraft land! 🦙🔫

    Don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and become part of the madness! 🌍🔥💣

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7302 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Pixel Pain Palace

    Pixel Pain Palace
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got paraventricular hypothalamus circuits and molecular targets like whaaaat?? u can decode visceral and somatic pain while building ur epic castle and fighting off creepers. it’s like science meets minecraft meets total chaos. u won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else, so join now and let’s get weird together!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 5282
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Mythical Quests Completed: 36 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Get ready to mine and escape with MineScape: The server that’ll have you digging for days!

    Get ready to mine and escape with MineScape: The server that’ll have you digging for days!
    MineScape <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/iphone-2024/">Server</a> Overview

    MineScape Server Overview

    Welcome to beautiful land of MineScape. The world of MineScape is a Minecraft MMORPG aimed at the recreation of a classic game Old School RuneScape. Join now to get started on your journey to becoming the greatest adventurer whilst making amazing new friends along the way.

    Visit the website https://minescape.me and join the discord to get involved!

    Features:

    Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
    Custom Quests
    22 Custom Skills: Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting & More
    Beautiful hand crafted map
    Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
    Daily Rewards!
    Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
    Active Leaderboards

    Links:

    Socials:

    Plugins:

    • MineScape
    • Dynmap

    Rules: http://forum.minescape.me/threads/259/

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the MineScape server? To join the MineScape server, you can use the IP address: minescape.me
    Are there custom quests in MineScape? Yes, MineScape features custom quests for players to explore and complete.
    What skills are available in MineScape? MineScape offers 22 custom skills including Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting, and more.
    How can I earn rewards in MineScape? Players can earn rewards by solving clue scrolls, participating in daily rewards, and completing various in-game activities.
    Are there pets and cosmetics in MineScape? Yes, MineScape offers pets, cosmetics, and titles for players to customize their characters.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Shave Your Balls Minecraft Server

    Shave Your Balls Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where shaving your balls is optional? Well, look no further because on our server, you MUST shave your balls before joining Amelia Watson’s epic farewell party! Why, you ask? Because only the smoothest of players are allowed to attend and trust us, you don’t want to be the one with hairy balls in a room full of smoothies. Plus, rumor has it that if you show up with a freshly shaved pair, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama dressed as a unicorn while battling zombie chickens. So what are you waiting for? Grab your razor and join us for the ball-shaving adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 973 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

    Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

    Picture this: a world where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers, where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). Our server is like no other, with events like the “Tour de Inferno” where you have to navigate through a maze of lava and fire to win epic prizes.

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive programs like “Zenless Zone Zero” where you can face off against the Devs themselves in a battle of wits and skills. And don’t even get us started on the Agent Records, featuring legendary players like Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz.

    Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden codes for in-game rewards or stumble upon secret links to mysterious resources. The possibilities are endless in our Minecraft SMP – join today and let the insanity begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Married2Minecraft

    Married2Minecraft
    Are you tired of being judged for your love of puns? Do you want a place where your corny humor is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a world of laughter and puns galore. Build your own pun-tastic creations and share your dad jokes with fellow players. Our community is filled with pun enthusiasts who will appreciate your Honey comb jokes and more.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that your jokes have no place in modern society. On our server, the cornier, the better! So come on in and show off your pun skills. Your wife may groan, but we’ll be laughing right along with you.

    Join now and remember, you married this server, so you’re stuck with it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CraftyCash SMP: Spend Wisely!

    CraftyCash SMP: Spend Wisely!
    Are you tired of wasting your diamonds on useless items like enchanted books and golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to waste your money on something truly ridiculous! Join us and spend all your hard-earned emeralds on building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or maybe invest in a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep! Trust us, your friends will be green with envy when they see the ridiculous things you can waste your money on in our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start wasting your money in style!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Gods Slained: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • HolidayNomzCraft

    HolidayNomzCraft
    Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old holiday food year after year? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast of epic proportions! Picture this: a giant turkey made entirely out of diamond blocks, mashed potatoes that actually explode when you eat them, and a pumpkin pie that gives you super speed for 24 hours straight. Join our server and feast like never before! Who needs real holiday food when you can have virtual feasts that defy all logic and reason? Come join us and get ready to have your taste buds blown away!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Towns Built: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • NasrallahsRevengeMC

    NasrallahsRevengeMC
    Yo, dis server be lit like a firecracker in a TNT factory! We got players from Russia, Turkey, Hamas, and even aliens from Mars joining in on the fun. Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player named Nasrallah was the terror chief of the server. He was causing chaos and blowing up everyone’s builds with his creeper army. But fear not, brave warriors from all corners of the world banded together to take him down. And when they finally defeated him, the server erupted in celebration like a party in a pig pen.

    So come join us and be a part of the madness. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. Who knows, you might even become the next terror chief of the server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 43
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Villages Defended: 19

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Finerenone’s Heart Haven

    Finerenone’s Heart Haven
    so, u know how u always wanted to live forever in minecraft? well dis server is like da fountain of youth but in block form. we got dis crazy mineralocorticoid thingy dat will make u live up to 3 years longer in da game. imagine all da diamonds u can mine in dat time! join now and become immortal in minecraft, cuz why not? #blocklife #immortality #minecraftmadness

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Magic Items Found: 6874
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • SquatchCraft: where the trees fight back and the squatches run free!

    SquatchCraft: where the trees fight back and the squatches run free!

    SquatchCraft Minecraft Server

    Come and join our new and growing community! We are SquatchCraft, a group of chill gamers intent on growing our community. We are starting out with a survival server but are planning on adding more minigames, adding a creative server, modded server, and whatever else the community desires! Come join the Squatch family!

    66.11.118.153:25540 version 1.21

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What type of server is SquatchCraft? SquatchCraft is currently a survival server, but we plan on adding more game modes in the future.
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    Can I suggest new features for the server? Absolutely! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community on how to improve the server.
    How can I join the SquatchCraft server? Simply enter the server IP address (66.11.118.153:25540) in your Minecraft client and start playing!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Buildings Constructed: 20
    Animals Bred: 169 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3432 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Greymane or Battleborn? Minecraft Server

    Greymane or Battleborn? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to choose between being a boring old Greymane or a basic Battleborn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be a majestic Unicorn-Riding Ninja Pirate with laser eyes and a pet dragon named Fluffy!

    Join us for epic battles where you can ride into battle on a rainbow-colored llama while wielding a diamond sword that shoots out exploding cupcakes. Explore our custom-built world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure chests, and a magical forest where the trees are made of cotton candy.

    But beware, there are rumors of a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs and terrorizing unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the ultimate prize of a golden chicken nugget?

    So why settle for the ordinary when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience! Greymane or Battleborn? Nah, we’re all about Unicorn-Riding Ninja Pirates here!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Farms Harvested: 574
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • BlockyBoobOpinions

    BlockyBoobOpinions
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we support self-expression and body positivity! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

    On our server, you can build your dream world without any judgment. Just like how this player’s wife is considering a breast reduction, you can make any changes you want to your Minecraft creations. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken with a top hat? Go for it! We encourage you to do what makes you happy, just like this player supports their wife’s decision.

    But be warned, our server is so accepting and supportive that it might make you question your own decisions. Just like how this player’s wife doubted her surgery because of her husband’s neutral response, you might find yourself second-guessing your building choices. But fear not, we’re here to remind you to follow your heart and build whatever makes you smile.

    So come join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might just find the courage to make some pixelated changes of your own. Remember, it’s all about having fun and embracing your unique style. See you in the virtual world!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • HighSchoolGrad2MinecraftSMP

    HighSchoolGrad2MinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the real world and ready to escape to a land of blocky adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic builds, and unexpected alliances.

    Picture this: you’re just a humble high school graduate looking for your next big adventure. You stumble upon our server and are immediately greeted by a talking llama who offers to show you around. Little did you know, this llama is actually a secret agent working for the infamous Ender Dragon, who is plotting to take over the server and needs your help to stop them.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have a knack for causing chaos. One time, they stole all the diamonds from the local mine and built a giant statue of themselves in the town square. Who knows what they’ll do next?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you team up with a talking llama, thwart the plans of an evil dragon, and try to keep a group of rowdy villagers in check all in one day? It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Secret Passages Found: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 449056 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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