USA News Minecraft Server

alligator, browser, car crash, cartel boss, current events, dumb news, florida man, funny news, google news, international news, local news, Mexican, Mexico news, Minecraft, News, news headlines, news region, news stories, news updates, region change, Server, tragic news, Usa, USA News

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Void Armor Forged:	28	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the tragic news in your country? Look no further! Our server is like the USA of Minecraft servers, with news that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us and experience the chaos of a Florida man getting bitten by an alligator and shitting himself, or witness the madness of accidentally crashing your car into a cartel boss and causing a street full of ded Mexicans.

Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server now and escape the sadness of real life with some outrageous Minecraft adventures!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Towns Built:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Farms Harvested:	897	Void Gems Collected:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	8876	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7306
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Potions Brewed:	72	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
New Chunks Explored:	463768	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Chimeras Created:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	178	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Villages Defended:	8

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6293	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8704	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
New Chunks Explored:	206644	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Votes:	4314	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Secret Passages Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Alien Abductions:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!