Bay Games

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	172	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	182	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

New Minecraft Servers

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104.128.51.130:25582

Nippon Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Anime, Beautiful, Cherry Blossoms, culture, geisha, History, Japan, japanese food, kyoto, love, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Nippon, Samurai, Shrines, sushi, Temples, TOKYO, Traditional, travel, vibrant

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Towns Built:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Dude, if you love Japan, you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pixelated sushi, ninja creepers, and even a giant Mount Fuji made out of diamond blocks! It’s like taking a virtual trip to the land of the rising sun, but without the jet lag and weird looks from the locals. Plus, our player base is filled with kawaii anime fans who will totally geek out with you over your favorite waifus. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our weeaboo on together!

BromanceBreaker Minecraft Server

AITAH, Best Friend, Besties, BFF, BROMANCE, BromanceBreaker, bullying, Childhood, Confrontation, Cult, Delusion, Disrespect, explosion, fake names, friendship, Inevitable, intervention, Lifetime, Logan, Minecraft, Outsider, passive aggressive, PLATONIC, rejection, Rom Com, romance, Ruining, Server, THANOS, tragic, undying love, Zack

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Crops Grown:	8317
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested, hearts are broken, and alliances are shattered!

Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?

Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?

But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?

So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!

ExBlockMateDrama

400-500K, aita, Asks, BF’s ex, college fund, comfortable, consideration, emotional, ExBlockMateDrama, Financial, flexibility, girl code, interior design, Manipulation, Moving, new home, not spending, Retirement, setback, TRANSITION, Unnecessary

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy ex-girlfriend!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?

So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!

SchooledByMinecraftSMP

alternative narratives, education, educational system, Forbidden knowledge, forgotten events, hidden curriculum, hidden history, hidden truths, historical facts, Historical Mysteries, lesser-known events, non-traditional education, overlooked facts, overlooked lessons, school curriculum, SchooledByMinecraftSMP, Secret History, suppressed knowledge, unconventional history, untaught history, untold stories

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, did you know that back in the day, George Washington actually used to play Minecraft to practice his battle strategies? Yeah, he was a total pro at PvP, no one could touch him in a spleef match.

And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.

Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, Inexplicable, odd, peculiar, Random, remarkable, serendipity, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, Uncanny, unexpected, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	New Chunks Explored:	384589
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that the server you were on was dedicated to worshipping potatoes as the one true deity? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!

IvoryCraft Minecraft Server

African politics, African sovereignty, African unity, diplomatic relations, foreign relations, French troops, international news, ivory coast, Ivory Coast conflict, IvoryCraft, military intervention, military interventionism, military occupation, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping missions, political tensions, post-colonial relations, regional cooperation, regional security, Server, West African nations

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
New Chunks Explored:	164665	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

lol dis server is like the ivory coast of minecraft servers, we be askin all dem french troops to leave cuz we be runnin dis place now. come join us and be part of da revolution, fightin off dem pesky frenchies and buildin da best minecraft empire ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers be runnin scared of us. join now or be left in da dust, cuz we be takin over dis server like bosses. #ivorycoastminecraftrevolution

SeaDroneWars

air defense, Black sea, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, drone attack, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, helicopters, international relations, Military, military confrontation, Military operations, military technology, naval battle, russia, sea, SeaDroneWars, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! we have epic sea drone battles where ukraine and russia fight it out with helicopters and explosions everywhere. join us for the most intense and hilarious pvp action you’ll ever experience in minecraft. who needs regular survival mode when you can be a part of this insane war zone? come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive the sea drone attack!

Astrology UFOs Santa

alien encounters, astrology, belief systems, celestial bodies, childhood fantasies, Christmas figures, cosmic mysteries, Extraterrestrial, holiday traditions, horoscopes, Kids, Men, Mysterious phenomena, mythical beings, santa, Santa Claus, star signs, ufos, unidentified flying objects, Women, zodiac signs

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Emeralds Found:	3268
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows on your face. imagine a world where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing you up.

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.

but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.

Renewable Power MC Server

blackouts, California, clean energy, climate change, cost increases, electricity, energy efficiency, energy independence, Energy Transition, environmental impact, green energy, grid reliability, hydroelectric power, power, power grid, power outage prevention, Renewable, renewable energy, renewable resources, Server, solar power, sustainable, wind power

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we harness the power of 100 % clean, renewable electricity to keep the server running for 98 days straight! no blackouts here, just pure gaming bliss as you build, mine, and battle your way through our crazy world. plus, who needs to worry about electricity costs when it’s all powered by the sun and wind? come join us and experience the most electrifying minecraft server around!

What is the IP for Lady Luck HQ Minecraft Server?

betting big in vegas, big win, Casino, casino games, gambling on slots, high limit room, high limit slots, how to play slot machines, jackpot, jackpot in vegas, lady, lady luck, Lady luck hq, lady luck slots, Las Vegas, las vegas slots, las vegas vlogger, live slot play, live slot play at casino, LUCK, lucky slots today, massive jackpot, Minecraft, real life casino, Server, slot channel, Slot machine, slot machine win, slots today, vegas slot machines, vegas vlog, Venetian, what to play in las vegas

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Towns Built:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Lady Luck HQ is a popular social media influencer known for her gaming content on platforms like YouTube and Twitch. With a passion for casino games and a knack for big wins, she has gained a large following for her entertaining and engaging videos. Lady Luck HQ showcases her gaming adventures, big wins, and strategies for success in the world of gambling, making her a go-to source for anyone interested in the casino and gaming industry.

Lamp survival ♥ Minecraft server

banner, description, GIF, lamp, lamp survival, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraft rating, minecraft server, OWNER, personal account, Server, server description, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

The owner of the “Lamp Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

tu.vanilla-box.ru

Epic Adventure Quest 1.20

Adventure, amusing, awkward, belly laugh, Chuckle, comedy, cringe, EMBARRASSING, Epic, funny, Giggle, guffaw, hilarious, humor, JOKE, Laughter, lmao, Quest, Ridiculous, silly, smirk, snicker, snort

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, then you gotta check out this place!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a middle school dance floor.

Join us if you wanna build a castle taller than Mount Everest or if you just wanna prank your friends by filling their house with chickens.

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like watching two llamas fight over a taco.

So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash.

AuntieCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, aunt, AuntieCraft, busy, calling out, Christmas Eve party, Disney, exclusion, extended family, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, Family Support, family tradition, family trip, family unity, Group Chat, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchantments Applied:	138	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Ores Mined:	3311
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of being left out of family gatherings and feeling like the odd one out? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to welcome you with open arms and make you feel like part of a big, crazy family!

Join us for epic Christmas Eve parties where we all contribute to building amazing structures, bring gifts of enchanted diamond swords, play games like Creeper Tag, and spend the night mining together so we can wake up on Christmas morning with a full inventory of goodies.

Forget about boring family dinners and missing out on fun trips to Disney – on our server, every day is a magical adventure filled with surprises and laughter. Plus, our virtual grandkids are the cutest little pixelated creatures you’ll ever meet!

So come on, join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family. Who needs real relatives when you have a whole server full of blocky buddies waiting to welcome you with open arms? Let’s build some memories together!

XmasExclusionGriefCraft

christmas, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, Emotional distance, emotional pain, estrangement, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family exclusion, family relationships, feeling left out, holiday traditions, Loneliness, long distance relationships, self-care, self-preservation, social isolation, unresolved feelings, XmasExclusionGriefCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Looking for a new family to celebrate holidays with? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is always ready to party and celebrate every holiday with you, no matter how festive you want to get. We even have a special Christmas celebration where we all gather around the virtual fireplace and exchange pixelated gifts.

Join us and leave behind your real family drama. No more being left out of family gatherings or having your face rubbed in their festivities. Our virtual family will always have your back, even if we’re just a bunch of blocky characters on a screen.

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only drama is deciding which block to build your house with!

NoSmallTalks – Minecraft SMP

Body language, Communication, compatibility, Conversation, first impressions, first impressions matter, gut feeling, initial reactions, instant dislike, interpersonal skills., intuition, judgement, Minecraft, negative vibes, nonverbal cues, NoSmallTalks, Personality, quick assessments, relationships, smp, snap judgements, social cues, Social Interaction

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Emeralds Found:	6087	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Villages Defended:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived because he had a feather falling 1000 boots on, it was insane! And the mods, oh man, they once turned a creeper into a disco ball and had a dance party in the Nether, it was lit AF! Plus, there’s this one player who built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as the one true god, like what even?! So if you want to join a server where the craziness never stops and the memes are always dank, then come join us, you won’t regret it…probably.