so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, the craziest builds and the most epic adventures. like, one time, we had this birthday party for little timmy, right? and someone made this insane cake that looked like a giant creeper, but it was also, like, a portal to the nether or something. it was wild, man.

and, like, we have this rule where we don’t allow any extremism, so you won’t have to worry about any crazy stuff happening here. we’re all about peace, love, and building epic structures out of blocks. no hate allowed, bro.

come join us on this server, where the only thing that’s horrifying is how awesome our builds are. the jewish community would be proud of the crazy stuff we’re doing here. so, like, come on and join the fun, bro. let’s build some epic stuff together.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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