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| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 982 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Imagine turning your everyday struggles into epic boss fights and leveling up every time you resist the urge to give in. It’s like living in a real-life RPG where every day without a stroke is a victory!
Join us on this crazy journey where you can level up by conquering your inner demons and become the ultimate nofap warrior. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can earn XP points by keeping your hands off your pickaxe?
So come on and join us on this wild adventure where self-control is the key to success. Who knew that Minecraft could be so challenging and rewarding at the same time? Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this nofap paradise!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Expect the unexpected on our server, where every player is a master builder and every chicken is a secret agent in disguise. Dive into our virtual world and explore hidden dungeons filled with enchanted loot, or challenge your friends to a sheep-shearing competition where the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week.
So why wait for the real Switch 2 reveal when you can experience the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft SMP? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Animals Bred: | 30 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8664 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
if u join dis server, u will be able to ride on a dragon, battle a giant chicken boss, and even build a roller coaster dat goes all da way to da moon!
we also have a special potion dat turns u into a potato for 24 hours, so u can experience life as a spud in da minecraft world.
so come join us on dis server and let’s make some memories dat will last a lifetime! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! 🦄🐷🌈🥔🚀 #bestserverever
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 868 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
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| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is hacking allowed on the server? | Yes, hacking is allowed like a pro, build empires, and survive the chaos! |
| Are there any bans on the server? | No bans ever – only mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. |
| What is the server’s world size? | The server has a 6 million block-wide world with a 3 million world border. |
| Can I respawn at 0 0? | Yes, you can respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey. |
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 29 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on your wizarding journey. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – these chickens are master spellcasters in disguise!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of a famous wizard haunts our server, offering valuable advice and magical artifacts to those who can find him. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become the most powerful wizard in all of Minecraft!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join our server and leave behind the never-ending laundry and cooking duties. Build your dream virtual world where the only thing you have to worry about is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers.
Forget about being the only one who knows where the extra toilet paper is stored. On our server, everyone pitches in to create a fun and supportive community. No more arguments about who should do the dishes – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!
So come on over and leave behind the drama of dirty jeans and household chores. Join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional zombie invasion).
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6003 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
once upon a time, there was a player who had type 1 diabetes. they were tired of having to deal with all the insulin shots and blood sugar checks. but then, they joined our server and something magical happened. through the power of chemically induced stem cell-islets, their diabetes was FUNCTIONALLY CURED! can u believe it? now they can mine and craft to their heart’s content without a care in the world!
so come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything is possible. who knows, maybe u’ll discover the cure for cancer while building your dream castle. anything can happen in this crazy world of minecraft. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the adventures begin!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 487 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| IP Address | play.broomstix.net |
|---|---|
| Default Ports | Not specified |
Discord server (w/ voice channels): https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map: https://map.broomstix.net/
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I play on both Java and Bedrock editions? | Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions. |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing is not allowed on the server. |
| Are there any special events or promotions? | Yes, there are free fly days in the overworld every Sunday and voting rewards and ranks. |
| How can I claim land on the server? | You can use ProtectionStones to claim land for yourself. |
| Can I teleport to other players or homes? | Yes, you can use commands such as /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, and /tpahere for player to player teleportation. |
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us for Demo Days, where you can showcase your creations and compete against other players. But be warned, the competition is fierce and you might just end up in the middle of a virtual brawl!
And don’t miss our Halloween Jam event, where things get spooky and players go all out with their haunted builds. Who knows, you might even encounter a ghost or two while exploring the server!
Looking for resources and helpful links? We’ve got you covered with our AGDG resources section. From tutorials to tools, we have everything you need to survive and thrive in this crazy Minecraft world.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player in our server’s history!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 44 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But wait, there’s more! Join us for our future meetups where we grind Shadowbringers Shared FATEs while cosplaying as Lalafells, or watch Tokusatsu shows with our EU and NA friends because why not?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have zombie movie nights, Twin Peaks meetups, Mahjong tournaments, and even a costume party mixer in the Goblet (W3 P58) that will make you forget you’re actually playing Minecraft.
So come join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server restrictions, but who cares about those?). See you there, or be square like a Minecraft block!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building a majestic castle when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down from the sky and start dancing the Macarena. Yes, that’s right, our server is home to some truly wacky and wonderful creatures that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?). Don’t let anything stop you from doing what you love – join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
WHEN YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A WORLD WHERE PIGS FLY, CREEPERS DANCE, AND DIAMONDS GROW ON TREES! IT’S A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA!
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! OUR SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN HEROBRINE WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH US! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, THE LEGENDARY HEROBINE HIMSELF! HE’S JUST A BIG SOFTIE ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HIM.
SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! WOOHOO!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
