the salty spitoon | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Dimension Hops:	7
Villages Defended:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Towns Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Votes:	7289
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	New Chunks Explored:	255957
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3930	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4965
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mines Excavated:	1531	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	1241	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	501
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Buildings Constructed:	28

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Zombie Dances:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Crops Grown:	3915	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

Players:	99/900	Votes:	7333
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	1557
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4