McAnarchy | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	389	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9919	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Towns Built:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Dragon Scales Harvested:	224
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8406	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Farms Harvested:	898	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Towns Built:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7128	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1439
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	New Chunks Explored:	585244
Enchantments Applied:	150	Love Letters Sent:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Votes:	4475	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	202	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Void Armor Forged:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Star Shards Collected:	210
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.

Players:	105/200	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3