PotionCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the antibiotics are considered poison by some players! Join us for a wild ride filled with alternative treatments like oregano and bacon lard. Who needs potions when you have these natural remedies, am I right?

Just like the OP in this story, you might find yourself in a sticky situation with your coworkers. But fear not, on our server, we encourage speaking your mind and standing up for what you believe in, even if it means offending someone who thinks antibiotics are the devil’s work.

So come on over and join us for a dose of laughter, a sprinkle of controversy, and a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might just end up with a bandaged leg and a hilarious story to tell your friends!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	9114	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Holy Shit Minecraft Server: Filter Wonders

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that filter out all the fun stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft! We don’t censor anything, so you can let your creativity run wild without any restrictions.

Join us if you want to build a giant penis castle, roleplay as a sexy genderfluid robot boy, or create a virtual world where interracial french kissing is the norm. Our server is a haven for all the freaks, geeks, and weirdos who want to express themselves in the most outrageous ways possible.

So come on down to our server and let your freak flag fly high! Just remember, anything goes here, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minecraft SMP – Viral Reality Gang #1632

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for our Euro Beta Testing Edition, where you can experience “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” in the most hilarious way possible.

Choose from a variety of VR headsets, because why settle for just one when you can have them all? And don’t forget to check out our game recommendations, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll find yourself in.

Explore our VRC screenshots by world and get lost in the madness of our game resources. From Assetto Corsa to Minecraft (Vanilla+), we’ve got everything you need to keep the fun going.

But that’s not all – join us for our regularly hosted multiplayer games, from EU Pavlov to NA Walkabout Minigolf. And don’t miss out on our VRChat events, where things get even crazier.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic Pokemon Gijinka Event or battling it out in our Idol Event. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	206	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NoDramaMom’s Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Well, look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and friendship drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: your daughter and her friend Emily are in a heated battle over a ruler. Who will come out on top? Will they reconcile their differences or will the ruler be the ultimate downfall of their friendship? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and witness the epic showdown between two moms as they duke it out over their daughters’ friendship. Will they be able to come to a resolution or will the drama never end? You’ll have to join to find out!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of emotions, friendship, and rulers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	415

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BroBroBrokeIt – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some real excitement in your Minecraft gameplay? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of adventure and chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, betrayal, and financial scandals that will make your head spin! Who needs reality TV when you can witness drama like this unfold right in front of your eyes?

Forget about building houses and farming crops, come to our server and witness the ultimate showdown between siblings over stolen college funds. Will you choose to betray your brother for the greater good, or will you stand by and watch the drama unfold?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re Tom, of course)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BFFSecrets Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your best friend always stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we encourage diamond theft! In fact, it’s a requirement to join the server. We have a whole economy based on stealing from each other, and the more diamonds you steal, the higher your rank becomes. So join now and show your best friend who the real diamond thief is!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyCreeper69

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Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans!

Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Or maybe you’ll come across a group of friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug instead of blowing you up.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Towns Built:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SunflowerGrieferz

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can unleash your inner artist and create masterpieces like vincent van gogh! but watch out, because just like in real life, your beautiful creations might get vandalized by mischievous players! it’s a wild west out here, where anything can happen, including art crimes and epic battles for survival. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next van gogh of minecraft! join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Star Gazing Alien Hangout

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So, like, imagine if these aliens were like, “Yo, let’s play Minecraft together on this EPIC server!” And you’re just there like, “HECK YEAH, let’s do this!”

This server is like, the ultimate hangout spot for aliens and humans alike. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

Join us and you’ll get to build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a llama into battle, and maybe even discover the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this out-of-this-world Minecraft server and let’s create some intergalactic chaos together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Herocraft: Where you can finally live out your dream of being a potato in a fantasy world!

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Herocraft Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features
Unique survival world with breathtaking terrain and overview map
18 classes and 8 professions to specialize in
10+ challenging dungeons to explore
Active and friendly staff to support and enhance gameplay
Community-hosted events with regular staff involvement
Hand-crafted Server Resource Pack compatible with existing packs

Why Herocraft?

With 14 years of history, Herocraft offers a unique blend of RPG elements, inventive crafting, and a vibrant community. Join us today!

IP: play.hc.to

Discord: hc.to/discord

Linktree: hc.to/socials

FAQs

Question	Answer
What makes Herocraft different from other Minecraft servers?	Herocraft offers a unique survival world with classes, professions, dungeons, and a vibrant community.
Can I play on Herocraft with my friends?	Yes, Herocraft supports multiplayer gameplay for you and your friends to enjoy together.
Are there regular updates and events on Herocraft?	Yes, Herocraft undergoes weekly updates bringing new features, fixes, and events for players to enjoy.
How can I join Herocraft?	You can join Herocraft by using the IP address provided or by joining the Discord server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Trap Anime Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves as the rulers. They made everyone wear llama costumes and speak only in llama language. But fear not, for our brave players fought back with their trusty diamond swords and defeated the llama overlords in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their DJ’s. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes to those who dare to sit upon it.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama uprising). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Secret Passages Found:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftySavings Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of working for a boomer boss who thinks using Python libraries will land you in legal trouble? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only legal trouble you’ll face is stealing your friend’s diamonds! Our server is filled with technical wizards who can build anything from scratch without worrying about copyright infringement. Plus, we have a strict “no attorneys allowed” policy, so you can code in peace without the fear of being sued by Guido van Rossum himself. Come join us and build the ultimate SaaS empire without spending a dime – just watch out for those creepers!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mines Excavated:	2009	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the complicated story of OP’s conception and birth.

Looking for a server where you can choose your favorite parent figure to walk you down the virtual aisle? Look no further! We’ve got dads, step-dads, and even potential dads all vying for your attention and love. Will you choose the dad who paid for the DNA test, or the step-dad who tried to buy his way into your heart? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through a messy and complicated family dynamic, complete with jealousy, hurt feelings, and passive-aggressive comments. Will you be able to keep the peace between your virtual parents, or will you find yourself caught in the middle of a virtual family feud?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world where family drama reigns supreme. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have the drama of OP’s family to keep you entertained? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family showdown!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ToiletPaperTussleCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cultural differences are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and unique bathroom habits.

Ever wondered what it’s like to live with a roommate who believes in throwing used toilet paper in the trash? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience all the joys of dealing with a stinky situation like never before. Dive into the mystery of why flushing toilet paper is a foreign concept and embrace the cultural differences that make living together oh so interesting.

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic confrontations over bathroom etiquette, engage in heated debates about septic systems, and experience the thrill of asking your roommate to respect your nostrils. Will you be the hero who saves the day by solving the mystery of the foul odor, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of cultural clashes and bathroom drama?

Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knew that a simple request to flush toilet paper could lead to such chaos and hilarity? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CelebNotDeadYet – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.

Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with all sorts of crazy characters, like the zombie who thinks he’s a fashion designer and the creeper who’s secretly a master chef. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s been taking salsa dancing lessons in the Nether!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a hidden village of talking animals, and a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyComrades

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers come up to you and start dancing the Macarena! Yes, you read that right. Our server is home to the most talented and entertaining mobs in all of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can party with skeletons, zombies, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a Minecraft rave like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Potato? Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this spud-tacular treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just make some unforgettable memories that you never expected!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.