so, liek, u kno how russia and u.s. r always beefin’? well, now u can join our minecraft server and be part of the action! come help russia defend crimea from barbaric ukrainian attacks, all while summoning ambassadors and stuff. it’s, like, totally epic and u won’t find this kind of drama on any other server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of putin riding a bear u will ever see. so come join us and be part of the madness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 6826 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
Orbs of Power Found: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY