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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
New Chunks Explored: 338705 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Endless Night Skies: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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