join our epic minecraft server and escape the stench of reality! our world is filled with unicorns riding on flying pigs, battling against evil llamas with laser eyes. build a house made entirely of rainbow blocks and watch as it attracts a herd of dancing pandas.

but beware, for the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous gnomes who will steal your diamonds and replace them with potatoes. embark on quests to retrieve your precious spuds and earn the title of Potato King.

if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, but watch out for the lava dance floor – it’s hotter than a furnace!

so why wait? join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
Falling into the Void: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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