CraftyCashWaste

Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on useless stuff in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and spend your diamonds on the most ridiculous and hilarious items you can imagine. From diamond-encrusted chicken nuggets to a pet creeper that tells dad jokes, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and majestic that it poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for the Diamond Pig!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is also haunted by a ghostly chicken who loves to prank unsuspecting players? Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your house filled with chicken feathers and eggs. But hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might just find yourself spending your diamonds on the dumbest things you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Hiro’s Minecraft Server – The Destroyer

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Are you tired of dealing with hiro the slant eyed gook ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and help us defeat this evil villain once and for all! With epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to save the Minecraft world from destruction, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun. Plus, rumor has it that hiro the slant eyed gook drops rare loot when defeated – so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show him who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Naruto’s Minecraft SMP Village

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on any griefers trying to ruin the fun. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors.

2. The spawn point is actually a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. Who knows what kind of adventures await you there!

3. Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have decided to join in on the fun. Don’t worry, they promise not to blow up your builds… most of the time.

4. Want to become a Minecraft millionaire? Well, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere on the server. Good luck finding it before someone else does!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft world. Just remember, this is canon and you will read it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

VillagerRocketsBOOM

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Lol come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow up villages like Hezbollah but with TNT and creepers! Watch out for those pesky villagers trying to escape our wrath, but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect ourselves. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos, just like a real war zone but with pixelated blocks! Let’s show those creepers who’s boss and dominate the server with our epic builds and crazy antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Enival: Where the creepers are more trustworthy than your neighbor

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I apply to join Enival?

A: You can apply in Discord by following this link: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server launched over a week ago.

Q: Can I explore the server world before joining?

A: Yes, you can check out the world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Toilet-bound Hanako-kun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will be transported to the Hell of Mirrors! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep within the Spook 31 server lies a secret world filled with mirrors that reflect your deepest fears. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us as we navigate through twisted mazes, battle creepy creatures, and try to escape the clutches of the Mirror Demon.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Mirror Shield, you will gain the power to control the mirrors and bend them to your will. Imagine the possibilities! You could create infinite copies of yourself, confuse your enemies, or even trap them in a never-ending reflection loop.

So come join us on Spook 31: The Hell of Mirrors, where every corner holds a new surprise and every mirror has a story to tell. Just be careful not to get lost in your own reflection… or you may never find your way out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Cuck Wins Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but enchanted potatoes and rubber chickens. Our spawn town is a chaotic mess of giant statues made entirely out of TNT, because why not?

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their potato-wielding rebellion?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a chicken. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Tattoo Drama Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as whimsical as a bunny with fairy wings? Look no further! Our server is filled with magical creatures and enchanting adventures that will make you feel like you’re in a fairy tale.

Join us and explore a world where bunnies soar through the sky and dragons roam free. Build your own castle and defend it against hordes of evil mobs. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your 35 tattoos – in fact, we encourage you to show them off in our virtual world!

So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that our community is so supportive that even if your boyfriend doesn’t like your bunny tattoo, we’ll still love and appreciate you for who you are. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers)?

So come on, hop on over to our server and let’s make some magical memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fairy godmother to grant you three wishes – or at least help you defeat the Ender Dragon. See you in the game!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ShowerCamShenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is our number one priority! Unlike public shower rooms, our virtual world has individual cabins with solid doors for all your gaming needs. No need to worry about unwanted videocalls revealing your pixelated secrets here!

Join us and avoid the drama of real life dormitories. Our community is filled with players who respect each other’s privacy and won’t hesitate to report any inappropriate behavior. Plus, we have a strict eviction policy for those who don’t follow the rules – just like in the story above!

So come on in and build your own virtual paradise without the fear of someone accidentally broadcasting it to the world. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandal-free? Join now and let the gaming adventures begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Animals Bred:	197
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BedrockBloopers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as Steve’s wardrobe? Well, come join our server where things are anything but normal in the bedroom… I mean, in the game!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a pack of wild chickens start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when a group of creepers formed a boy band and tried to blow up the stage during a talent show?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Bedrock Bedtime Stories, where players gather around a campfire and share tales of their most embarrassing Minecraft moments. Trust us, you’ll never look at a bed the same way again after hearing these stories.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who embrace the absurd and turn the ordinary into the extraordinary? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe invest in some earplugs for those chicken concerts.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2284	Farms Harvested:	516
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TowerTroubleMC

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so like, this server is so lit that even Israel is tryna get in on the action! they breached the Beirut airport control tower’s frequency just to warn everyone about how epic this server is. if that’s not a sign that you need to join, then i don’t know what is! come join us and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history. who knows, maybe Israel will start a faction and try to take over the server. it’s gonna be wild, so don’t miss out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Salmon Ella’s Minecraft Fun

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come join this epic minecraft server where you can catch a salmon as a pet, name it ella, and you’ll have salmon ella. it’s like having a fishy best friend who will swim with you wherever you go. plus, rumor has it that if you feed salmon ella enough diamonds, she will turn into a magical mermaid who will grant you three wishes. who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a salmon in a fish tank? join now and start your journey to fishy greatness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pixel Pudge Palace

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haha bruh u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the BRI of servers, predicting ur risk of getting bored elsewhere! our blocks are so round and fat, they make ur heart go boom boom like a creeper explosion.

we got crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit (don’t worry, we got fire resistance potions).

join us and let your BRI levels reach new heights, cuz on this server, the only cardiovascular disease you’ll be getting is from all the excitement!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Journey to Infinity Minecraft server

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Greetings, adventurer Our server is a lamp survival with friends and a good community, there is no aggressive donation on the server that destroys the balance. The server is optimized for a large number of mobs, so a night on the server is really hardcore. We plan to develop the server further, creating unique mechanics that do not exist on other servers. Thank you for your attention!Please fill out the form in Discord for a more comfortable game!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RLFactions season 1: The Great Potato War

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RLFactions Season 1 Overview

Features	Description
Modded Factions Server	Combines RLCraft survival challenges with factions-based gameplay.
Unique Gameplay	Players can fight through dungeons and defend their base against dragons.
Discord	Join our Discord server here

FAQs

Q: What sets RLFactions apart from other factions servers?

A: RLFactions offers a unique experience by combining the challenging elements of RLCraft with the competitive gameplay of factions. Players can expect a tough survival challenge along with exciting faction warfare.

Q: Can I join and play solo, or do I need to join a faction?

A: While joining a faction can enhance your gameplay experience, solo players are welcome on RLFactions as well. You can choose to join a faction or go at it alone.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair play and a positive gaming environment for all players. Make sure to familiarize yourself with the server rules before joining.

Q: How can I get started on RLFactions?

A: To get started, join our Discord server for updates and instructions on how to connect to the RLFactions server. From there, you can create your faction, gather resources, and start your survival journey.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Farms Harvested:	738

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of swiping left and right on soulless apps in search of a hookup? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your adult content needs!

Join us for a wild ride where you can create a profile, meet like-minded players, and engage in some steamy virtual adventures. Who needs dating apps when you can find love (or lust) in the pixelated world of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground dungeons where you can explore and uncover hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond (or a diamond in the rough) while you’re at it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who knew building blocks could lead to building relationships?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Star Shards Collected:	158
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.