| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 4796 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 1636 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 200 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Animals Bred: | 106 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Comfy Vanilla Survival with blocky autism for nerds. Grills not accepted.
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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 3581 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 87 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 9793 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 941 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?
Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?
But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?
So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 1338 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 6572 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?
So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 1472 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.
Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 939 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 269 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7285 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 6730 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 1927 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 2117 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 128 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 | New Chunks Explored: | 594260 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.
but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 9907 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 3180 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 9768 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
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| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 4059 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 107 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 172 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 15 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 4340 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a middle school dance floor.
Join us if you wanna build a castle taller than Mount Everest or if you just wanna prank your friends by filling their house with chickens.
And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like watching two llamas fight over a taco.
So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash.
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 1284 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 369 | Buildings Constructed: | 47 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Join us for epic Christmas Eve parties where we all contribute to building amazing structures, bring gifts of enchanted diamond swords, play games like Creeper Tag, and spend the night mining together so we can wake up on Christmas morning with a full inventory of goodies.
Forget about boring family dinners and missing out on fun trips to Disney – on our server, every day is a magical adventure filled with surprises and laughter. Plus, our virtual grandkids are the cutest little pixelated creatures you’ll ever meet!
So come on, join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family. Who needs real relatives when you have a whole server full of blocky buddies waiting to welcome you with open arms? Let’s build some memories together!
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 8224 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 125 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Join us and leave behind your real family drama. No more being left out of family gatherings or having your face rubbed in their festivities. Our virtual family will always have your back, even if we’re just a bunch of blocky characters on a screen.
So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only drama is deciding which block to build your house with!
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 3887 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 82 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
