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MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Animals Bred:	142
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Potions Brewed:	153

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	2782	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Alien Abductions:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	87227
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!

Survival! Version 1.18.2! Minecraft server

minecraft server, Survival, Version 1.18.2

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Survival!

Version: 1.18.2

Server200222.aternos.me

English Pride Minecraft 1.20

acceptance, Conflict Resolution, cultural diversity, cultural evolution, cultural heritage, emotional response, English, English pride, historical context, historical shame, Minecraft, national identity, patriotism, Peace, personal empowerment, perspective shift, pride, resilience, self-acceptance, social expectations, societal fear, societal norms, Unity

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	484	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	85278	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3414	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Animals Bred:	44	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the madness of people trying to kill each other in the streets!

You can dance and sing and tell jokes without fear of judgment, just like in a different time when everything was happy and carefree.

Don’t be scared of the happy worlds on this server, just cross your arms and smile as you explore and build to your heart’s content.

Who needs reality when you can immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

XmasPartyCancelled Minecraft Server

Approval, approval in writing, BONUS, Budget, budget allocation, Cancel, christmas party, company culture, company event, company image, corporate decision, employee bonuses, Employee morale, employee satisfaction, financial targets, firing, higher management, legal action, Management, Minecraft, Server, XmasPartyCancelled

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as canceling a fancy Christmas party to give out smaller bonuses? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this crazy story.

Imagine a world where the management is split between those who support your bold decisions and those who want to take legal action against you. It’s like a battle royale, but with office politics!

Experience the thrill of making tough decisions that could either make you a hero or get you fired. Who needs boring old Christmas parties when you can have a server full of twists and turns like this one?

Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your morals and your sanity. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense?

DoggyDramaCraft

aggression, breeding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, dog, dog behavior, DoggyDramaCraft, Experience, family dynamics, Fixed, Japanese akita, large breed dog, Marriage, obedience training, pet ownership, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, socialization, Wife, work-life balance

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Crops Grown:	4423	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7585
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of teamwork and communication just like in the story of this poor doggo!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to breed virtual animals without any of the real-life drama. Our server is filled with players who are always willing to lend a helping hand, unlike some partners who leave all the pet responsibilities to one person.

Explore our vast virtual world with your furry friends by your side, without worrying about them turning aggressive towards other players. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you decide to fix your virtual pets to avoid any unnecessary drama.

So come on, join our server and let’s create some hilarious stories together, just like the one above!

CraftyAfricanVibes

Africa, Colonialism, Corruption, CraftyAfricanVibes, Development, economic challenges, economic growth, Economy, education, Exploitation, foreign investment, Governance, Healthcare, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, Natural resources, Poor, POVERTY, resource-rich, Social Issues, wealth disparity

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world as rich in resources as Africa, but without the crazy poor part! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold galore!

Ever wondered why Africa is so resource rich but crazy poor? Well, on our server, we have a hilarious backstory for that! Legend has it that a mischievous group of creepers once invaded Africa and stole all the wealth, leaving the land barren and the villagers broke. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to reclaim the riches and restore prosperity to the land!

Join us on this epic quest filled with laughter, danger, and plenty of loot. Build your own empire, team up with friends, and take on the creepers in epic battles that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

Montenegro Mayhem Minecraft Server

breaking news, crime, criminal behavior, gun control, gun laws, Gun Violence, Gunman, Gunman rampage, Gunman suicide, international news, law enforcement, mass murder, mass shooting, MAYHEM, mental health, Minecraft, Montenegro, Server, shooting rampage, SUICIDE, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	465
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from reality like a pro! we got virtual worlds so lit, even a gunman who killed 12 peeps couldn’t resist! yea u heard right, he tried to play on our server to chill out but ended up dying by suicide cuz he couldn’t handle the awesomeness! if u wanna have a blast and forget all ur problems, join us now and be part of the craziest adventures ever! no gunman allowed tho, we want u to stay alive and keep playing with us!

DefendTaiwan2021

Armed Forces, Asia, China threats, cross-strait relations, DefendTaiwan2021, defense budget, defense policy, defense strategy, east asia, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military spending, national defense, political tensions, president, regional security, SECURITY, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Animals Bred:	154

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off china threats like taiwan president! we need all the help we can get to boost our defense budget and protect our island from the evil forces trying to take over. build your own army of blocky soldiers and defend our land with your mad building skills. join now and be a hero in the battle against the chinese invaders! let’s show them who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!

Players:	104/900	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3