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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 2477 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 71 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Dimension Hops: | 13 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and crafting – without the stress of family dynamics getting in the way. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re planning your 4th virtual baby or just looking to escape the real world for a bit.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can actually help you conceive in-game! Who needs a flat pelvic arch when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?
So come on over and join us for some fun – because let’s face it, dealing with family drama in real life is way harder than surviving a creeper attack in Minecraft.