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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 3432 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1567 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
also, did i mention we got a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yea, it’s like the lost city of Atlantis but with creepers instead of mermaids.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers. they throw the wildest raves every night. i heard Steve from accounting even got a little too turnt and tried to ride a llama into battle. classic Steve.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe watch out for that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing everyone’s pants. true story.