yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

also, did i mention we got a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yea, it’s like the lost city of Atlantis but with creepers instead of mermaids.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers. they throw the wildest raves every night. i heard Steve from accounting even got a little too turnt and tried to ride a llama into battle. classic Steve.

so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe watch out for that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing everyone’s pants. true story.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
Love Letters Sent: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Falling into the Void: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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