Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
Wilderness Tamed: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY