FlySucksButNoMosqs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magic Items Found:	5402
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, you know how house flies are, like, super annoying and stuff? well, on this server, we don’t have house flies, but we do have house mosquitos! but don’t worry, they’re, like, totally chill and won’t bother you while you’re building your epic creations.

join our server for the thrill of dodging virtual mosquitos while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. it’s like a survival game, but with a twist! plus, our mosquitos are, like, super cute and will totally become your new best friends.

so, like, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the mosquitos are friendly and the adventures are endless. who knew getting bit by a mosquito could be so much fun?

Mystic Echoes 1.20.2

1.20.2, CANCELLED, Character, Echoes, Forgotten, forgotten actress, forgotten character, forgotten name, forgotten plot, forgotten protagonist, forgotten show, forgotten storyline, forgotten TV show, her name, Memory Loss, Mystery, mystic, Renewal, Second season, series, television, tv show, why no second season

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Yo, bro, forget about that girl, come join our epic Minecraft server!

We got more excitement than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us if you want to build a house bigger than Godzilla’s toenail!

We have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a trampoline!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride pigs into battle against evil zombies!

So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Hen-Do Havoc Minecraft Server

advice, AITAH, anniversary, best friends, Bridesmaid, celebration, Counselling, decision, Disappointment, Grief, Guilt, Havoc, hen do, HenDo, husband’s birthday, Itinerary, June 2025, leaving early, Minecraft, Opinions, Server, spain, Support, Therapy, Wedding

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Void Armor Forged:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring hen dos and birthday dilemmas? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and build your own world of fun and adventure!

On our server, you can celebrate birthdays every day if you want, without any guilt or FOMO. Build a birthday cake castle, throw a virtual party with all your friends, and make your husband feel like the king of the world!

Forget about missing out on the “best day of the itinerary” because every day on our server is the best day ever. Plus, who needs Spain when you can travel to the most epic virtual destinations right from your own home?

So, ditch the real-life drama and join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of laughter, creativity, and endless possibilities. Trust us, it’s way more fun than deciding between a hen do and a birthday celebration!

CreeperCousinsBabysit

Babysitting, Bonding, Communication, compromise, Conflict, cousins, CreeperCousinsBabysit, Decision making, Empathy, family, family dynamics, generational differences, Grandma, Guilt, holidays, love, MONEY, relationships, responsibilities, Time, Understanding

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Enchantments Applied:	177	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and survive without any crazy grandmas accusing you of stealing their grandchildren? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can babysit virtual baby zombies instead of dealing with real-life family drama. Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and even tame a virtual grandma who will never accuse you of anything!

Forget splitting half days and dealing with guilt trips – on our server, you can spend all the time you want with your cousins without any interference. Plus, we have special events like “Grandma vs. Babysitter” PvP battles and “Steal the Grandchildren” mini-games.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind for a while. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandma who appreciates your babysitting skills and rewards you with virtual cookies!

KindCraft: Kindness is Key

act of kindness, brightened day, changed day, feel-good moment, Gratitude, heartwarming gesture, key, KindCraft, Kindness, kindness changes everything, kindness in action, kindness is contagious, kindness is powerful, kindness matters, positive impact, Random act of kindness, simple gesture, small act, small gesture, spreading joy, unexpected kindness, uplifting moment

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows tell jokes, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Our community is filled with players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or even throw a surprise party for your virtual birthday!

One time, a player on our server was feeling down after losing all their diamonds in a mining accident. But instead of wallowing in despair, our community came together to organize a diamond hunt that led to a secret treasure trove filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. It was like a Minecraft version of a heist movie, complete with dramatic music and epic chase scenes!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and prepare to have your day completely changed in the most unexpected and delightful ways!

CambodiaCraft: Health Alert Minecraft Server

ALERT, cambodia, CambodiaCraft, China, Covid-19, disease control, Epidemic, flu, global health, health, health alert, health emergency, health warning, hMPV outbreak, Infectious Disease, Minecraft, outbreak alert, outbreak response, pandemic, public health, respiratory illness, respiratory virus, Server, viral infection, virus outbreak

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	4252
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this cray cray server that’s hotter than a potato in a volcano? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so lit that even Cambodia is issuing a health alert on it! That’s right, they’re saying it’s like a flu and Covid-19 combined, but in Minecraft form!

Join this server if you wanna experience the thrill of battling hMPV outbreaks while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive the outbreak, you’ll be rewarded with diamonds as rare as a unicorn riding a rainbow.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in town! Let’s get this party started, baby!

CraftyWars: PeaceQuest

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWars, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, humanitarian crisis, international relations, military intervention, negotiations, New Year’s message, Peace, peace agreement, peace talks, Peacebuilding, PeaceQuest, Polish president, political stability, regional cooperation, security measures, ukraine war, war resolution

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9358
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	3151
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build peace in ukraine with blocks! polish president is our main builder and he says we gotta end the war with just peace! come help us build a world where everyone is friends and no more fighting, just building! we got crazy events like block building competitions and peace rallies. join now and be a part of the most epic peace movement in minecraft history!

Wolf Tracklist Tyler 1.21.3

1.21.3, 48, awkward, bimmer, Campfire, Colossus, Cowboy, domo23, IFHY, jamba, lone, parking lot, partyisntover, Pigs, Rusty, Slater, tamale, Tracklist, trashwang, treehome95, Tyler, tyler the creator, Wolf

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy party with wolves, cowboys, and awkward moments galore.

We got domo23 and slater throwing the wildest parties, and even Colossus makes an appearance to shake things up.

Forget about reality, join the chaos with partyisntover, campfires, and bimmers everywhere.

IFHY if you’re not on this server, where pigs roam free in parking lots and everything is rusty and trashwang.

Treehome95 is where it’s at, with tamales cooking and a lone adventurer seeking treasure.

Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let’s get weird together!

MommaDramaBdayBash

Apology, Birthday, birthday traditions, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Disappointment, Effort, emotions, family, healing, hurt feelings, MommaDramaBdayBash, Mother, Proactive, relationships, Resentment, resolution, Sadness, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6152	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	7767
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to make your birthday celebrations better than ever before! Tired of sad birthday memories like getting leftover dinner and two-year-old cake batter cake? Join us and we’ll make sure you have the most epic birthday party ever!

On our server, you can swim in virtual pools, have a Mediterranean breakfast with all your friends, and never have to worry about disappointing pancake mixtures again. Our virtual world is filled with surprises and excitement, just waiting for you to explore.

So come join us and leave all your birthday traumas behind! We guarantee you’ll have a blast and make memories that will last a lifetime. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server now and let the birthday celebrations begin!

NoLongerPro Minecraft SMP

adaptation, aging, Athletics, balance, coordination, Declining abilities, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, flexibility, health, Injury prevention, Minecraft, Mobility, muscle memory, NoLongerPro, persistence, physical limitations, Rehabilitation, resilience, smp, sports, strength training

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, seriously, the admins are like, actual wizards or something. They can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little kittens. And the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. I know, right?!

But wait, there’s more! The whole server is built on a giant floating island made of candy. And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, I swear. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft SMP of all time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

H8U2BLOCKS

best response, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotions, Empathy, forgiveness, growth, H8U2BLOCKS, hate, healing, Kindness, love, Maturity, positivity, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-care, Understanding

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8846
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner troll! Our community is filled with players who thrive on chaos and mischief. So the next time someone says “I hate you”, you can respond with a well-timed prank or a hilarious joke that will leave them laughing instead. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and have a good time, join us now!

GasBlock Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy security, european union, gas, GasBlock, Geopolitics, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Minecraft, Moldova, Natural resources, Négotiation, Politics, russia, sanctions, separatists, Server, statehood, supply chain

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	190	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

come join our server, where the only thing getting cut off is the gas to Moldovan separatists! we don’t mess around with humanitarian crises, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual Russia (minus the gas shortages). so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some crazy adventures on our server!

SiriCraft: Apple Payin’ $95m

95m, Apple, class action, compensation, confidential information, consumer rights, Court, data collection, digital privacy, lawsuit, Legal, listening case, Pay, payin, privacy, SETTLE, SETTLEMENT, siri, SiriCraft, Smart Devices, Technology, voice assistant

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

lol imagine if siri was actually listening to all your convos like a lil spy? well on our minecraft server, we promise our mods are NOT listening to your convos, unless you want them to lol. join us for a chance to win $95m from apple for being the best minecraft player ever. who needs siri when you have us? come join the fun and maybe get rich in the process. we promise not to spy on you, unless you’re into that sorta thing. just kidding. or are we? join to find out!

Aspiring Actor Roleplay

Acting, acting career, acting gig, acting job, acting role, Actor, actors life, Aspiring, aspiring actor, aspiring artist, aspiring performer, aspiring star, aspiring talent, Auditioning, career goals, casting call, double role, dream job, easy job, hollywood dreams, on set, role playing, Roleplay

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. also, our diamonds sparkle brighter dan ur mom’s jewelry collection.

once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal dat led to a land filled with talking chickens. dey told him jokes and gave him enchanted eggs dat hatched into baby dragons. it was lit.

if u join dis server, u will become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely of cake. u can eat ur way to victory and defeat ur enemies with frosting.

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti. trust me, u won’t regret it.

HerpesCraft: The Alzheimers Adventure

Adventure, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s pathology, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, findings, Herpes simplex virus, herpes virus, HerpesCraft, infectious diseases, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, neurology, pathology, research, researchers, scientific discovery, study, University of Pittsburgh, viral infection

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Love Letters Sent:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7284
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz did u know that herpes virus might drive alzheimer’s pathology??! yea u heard that right, we got all the crazy science stuff happening on our server. u can build ur own lab and conduct experiments on zombies infected with herpes virus, watch them slowly turn into alzheimer’s patients. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. join now and uncover the mysteries of herpes and alzheimer’s in minecraft style!

Laim Craft server Minecraft

banner, Custom crafts, Customization, Laim Craft, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4799	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Enchantments Applied:	247
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Vanilla Survival! however, custom crafts and much more have been added!

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