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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated: 4820 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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