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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 4356 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 927 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pigs who will guide you to our enchanted castle made entirely of rainbow blocks. But be careful, because our resident Ender Dragon has a serious case of the hiccups and keeps burping up diamond blocks!
Need a break from building? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or go for a ride on our roller coaster made entirely of TNT. And don’t forget to visit our petting zoo, where you can cuddle with explosive sheep and ride on the backs of flying cows.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!