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Our server is so secure, even if a creeper blows up your house, we’ll cover the costs of rebuilding it. And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation, our admins will swoop in like superheroes to save the day.

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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Gods Slained: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
Void Armor Forged: 28 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24
Mines Excavated: 1017 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 166 Ores Mined: 9097

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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