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Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for our special event where you can play as Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, Esports Fan Trundle, and Ann-Sivir-sary! Can you imagine Gragas jamming out on his barrel drums while Neeko struts her stuff in the latest cosplay fashion? It’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane builds and wacky account stats that will blow your mind. Want to see a giant chicken riding a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds? We’ve got it! Want to check out your stats and see how many times you’ve been defeated by a pack of angry llamas? We’ve got that too!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Press A Minecraft SMP Yes/No? Final Fantasy X FULL MOVIE Continue

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Are you tired of mindlessly mashing buttons to watch cutscenes in Final Fantasy 10? Do you want to escape the meandering bullshit of Al Bhed desert and the juvenile religious themes that make you want to scream? Then join our Minecraft SMP where you can create your own epic adventures and never have to deal with Seymour or Jyscal ever again!

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, like fighting off creepers with nothing but a wooden sword or building a giant statue of a llama just because you can. Don’t waste your time on Reddit praising mediocre writing, come join us and experience true creativity and chaos like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boring cutscenes behind and embark on a journey full of laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

FauxFriendship – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever been mining for diamonds with your so-called “friend” only to have them steal all the loot and run off into the sunset? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for backstabbing, betrayal, and plenty of drama as we navigate the treacherous waters of friendship in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs real friends when you can have virtual ones who will steal your diamonds and laugh in your face? Join us now for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and questionable alliances. Just remember, trust no one, especially that guy who keeps building TNT cannons outside your base.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Magic Items Found:	8517	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
New Chunks Explored:	491001	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyCuisine

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Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a gourmet feast for your gaming taste buds!

Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world with a side of epic adventures and a sprinkle of hilarious shenanigans. Our server is so deliciously fun that even the Ender Dragon wants a seat at our table!

So come on down and take a bite out of the best dish you’ll ever eat in Minecraft! Just be warned, our server is so addictive that you may never want to leave. Bon appétit!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Emeralds Found:	4364
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Elon’s Crafty World

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hey u, yea u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even elon musk’s x got in trouble for playing on it in brazil? yea, that’s right, this server is so freakin awesome that even elon musk couldn’t resist. but don’t worry, he just had to pay a lil fine and now he’s back online, ready to craft and build with the rest of us.

join us on this epic server where the mobs are so tough, they make the wither look like a baby zombie. we’ve got dungeons that will make your head spin and treasure that will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams.

plus, we’ve got the best community around. everyone is super friendly and always willing to lend a hand. so what are u waiting for? come join us on this crazy minecraft adventure and see why even elon musk couldn’t stay away.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3328
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FearCraft: SpeakEasy Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can say WHATEVER you want without fear of judgement or backlash! we have created a safe space for all players to express themselves freely, whether you believe in building giant banana statues or think that pigs should rule the world, we’ve got you covered!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. from fighting off hordes of evil chickens to racing llamas through obstacle courses, there is never a dull moment on our server.

we even have a secret underground society of talking cows who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, that’s a secret you’ll have to uncover for yourself! join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into next!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Adventure awaits in Avalon: The Server That’s Been Online Longer Than Most Marriages!

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Minecraft Server: Avalon

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Overview: Avalon is an mmoRPG server in its purest form, combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline, and 14 final bosses, it offers a unique gameplay experience within the Minecraft world.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards
Dungeons
Custom Skills and Magic Spells
Co-operative Towny environment
Global Market system and Auctions
And much more!

Server Rules:

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Animals Bred:	107
Crops Grown:	9030	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Holy Shit Minecraft Server: Filter Wonders

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that filter out all the fun stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft! We don’t censor anything, so you can let your creativity run wild without any restrictions.

Join us if you want to build a giant penis castle, roleplay as a sexy genderfluid robot boy, or create a virtual world where interracial french kissing is the norm. Our server is a haven for all the freaks, geeks, and weirdos who want to express themselves in the most outrageous ways possible.

So come on down to our server and let your freak flag fly high! Just remember, anything goes here, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Potions Brewed:	71	Secret Passages Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minecraft SMP – Viral Reality Gang #1632

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for our Euro Beta Testing Edition, where you can experience “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” in the most hilarious way possible.

Choose from a variety of VR headsets, because why settle for just one when you can have them all? And don’t forget to check out our game recommendations, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll find yourself in.

Explore our VRC screenshots by world and get lost in the madness of our game resources. From Assetto Corsa to Minecraft (Vanilla+), we’ve got everything you need to keep the fun going.

But that’s not all – join us for our regularly hosted multiplayer games, from EU Pavlov to NA Walkabout Minigolf. And don’t miss out on our VRChat events, where things get even crazier.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic Pokemon Gijinka Event or battling it out in our Idol Event. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ores Mined:	8712	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NoDramaMom’s Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Well, look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and friendship drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: your daughter and her friend Emily are in a heated battle over a ruler. Who will come out on top? Will they reconcile their differences or will the ruler be the ultimate downfall of their friendship? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and witness the epic showdown between two moms as they duke it out over their daughters’ friendship. Will they be able to come to a resolution or will the drama never end? You’ll have to join to find out!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of emotions, friendship, and rulers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Dimension Hops:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BroBroBrokeIt – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some real excitement in your Minecraft gameplay? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of adventure and chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, betrayal, and financial scandals that will make your head spin! Who needs reality TV when you can witness drama like this unfold right in front of your eyes?

Forget about building houses and farming crops, come to our server and witness the ultimate showdown between siblings over stolen college funds. Will you choose to betray your brother for the greater good, or will you stand by and watch the drama unfold?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re Tom, of course)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BFFSecrets Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your best friend always stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we encourage diamond theft! In fact, it’s a requirement to join the server. We have a whole economy based on stealing from each other, and the more diamonds you steal, the higher your rank becomes. So join now and show your best friend who the real diamond thief is!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Towns Built:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Buildings Constructed:	23	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyCreeper69

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Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans!

Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Or maybe you’ll come across a group of friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug instead of blowing you up.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SunflowerGrieferz

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can unleash your inner artist and create masterpieces like vincent van gogh! but watch out, because just like in real life, your beautiful creations might get vandalized by mischievous players! it’s a wild west out here, where anything can happen, including art crimes and epic battles for survival. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next van gogh of minecraft! join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2275	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Star Gazing Alien Hangout

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So, like, imagine if these aliens were like, “Yo, let’s play Minecraft together on this EPIC server!” And you’re just there like, “HECK YEAH, let’s do this!”

This server is like, the ultimate hangout spot for aliens and humans alike. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

Join us and you’ll get to build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a llama into battle, and maybe even discover the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this out-of-this-world Minecraft server and let’s create some intergalactic chaos together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Animals Bred:	133
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	249
Runes Activated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Farms Harvested:	730
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4