| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 2296 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 3137 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 149 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 35 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
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| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 3958 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 1284 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 200 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5724 |
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 6235 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 480 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 5376 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Magic Items Found: | 1634 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 9745 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 3637 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 |
our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 8491 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 247 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 909 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9303 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥
You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 1078 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 9522 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!
So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 1053 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Votes: | 7991 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.
But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 2402 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 5527 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 9787 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 3083 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 46 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 435 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 966 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 8400 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 7415 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
