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Crafty Genshin – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll pull next!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Trust me, you’ve never seen creepers bust a move like this before.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, who roams the land spreading joy and glitter wherever it goes. Join us and bask in its rainbow glory!

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected…

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	6126	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Most Holo Fans Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of missing out on all the epic vtuber content because you’re too busy grinding in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our SMP server is the perfect solution! Join us and never miss a single hololive stream again – we have a secret portal that connects directly to their virtual world! Plus, rumor has it that if you beat the Ender Dragon while watching a vtuber stream, you’ll unlock a special dance emote in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate holofan!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ores Mined:	6020	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PerfumePillage Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that smells as sweet as my perfume collection? Look no further! Our server is filled with scentsational adventures and fragrant fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our virtual world, where you can trade perfumes with other players, create your own signature scent, and even battle enemies with the power of a well-timed spritz!

But beware of sneaky teenagers like my niece, who may try to steal your precious potions and sell them to their friends. Don’t worry, though – we have a strict no-thievery policy and will ban anyone caught trying to pull a perfume heist!

So come join us on our server and let your senses be delighted by the aromatic wonders that await. Just remember, no stealing scents or you’ll end up like my niece – banned for life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ores Mined:	738	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TPWars: SisVsSisCostco

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true spirit of teamwork and resource sharing! Just like my sister who refuses to get her own Costco membership, you can rely on your fellow players to help you stock up on essentials like TP in case of a natural disaster (or a creeper invasion)!

Join us and experience the thrill of coordinating with your virtual neighbors to secure the most coveted resources, all while navigating the treacherous landscape of Minecraft. Who needs three cars when you can travel by minecart and teleportation pads?

So come on, don’t be like my sister – join our server and let’s build a community where we all pitch in for the greater good (and maybe sneak in a few pranks along the way)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BookWormSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the base was guarded by a pack of vicious wolves who only listened to Justin Bieber songs. Will you be brave enough to face the wolves and claim the treasure for yourself?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Will you join forces with the Chicken King and rule the server with an iron fist (or should I say, a feathered wing)?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NoTalentRichFame

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to hang out with the one and only Potato McMoneybags! He may be famous and rich, but let’s be real, he has zero talent. Just like our server! But hey, who needs talent when you have a bunch of crazy players building giant toilet statues and racing pigs through obstacle courses? Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and hilarious server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Potato McMoneybags will personally come and challenge you to a dance-off if you join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	New Chunks Explored:	610192
Players Killed by Monsters:	820	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HezbollahHQ Minecraft Server

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Yo, dis server be lit like a firework on da 4th of July! We be blowin’ up Hezbollah’s main HQ in Southern Beirut like it’s nobody’s business. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos in da virtual world of Minecraft. We be causin’ mayhem and destruction like there’s no tomorrow. So come on and join us if you ain’t scared of a little bit of danger and excitement. Let’s show dem haters what we’re made of! #minecraftmadness #virtualvandalism #explosiveexcitement

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin

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so, liek, this minecraft server is, liek, the bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz, liek, zelensky and trump are totally playing on it together. they’re, liek, bffs in the game and they’re all, “putin can’t win” and stuff. it’s, liek, a total showdown, bro. u gotta be there to witness the epicness. plus, there’s, liek, a secret underground base where they hide all their diamonds and stuff. it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure hunt, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and craziness, so join now and be part of the action. trust me, it’s gonna be, liek, totally awesome.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Farms Harvested:	422	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Measles Vax Forever Land

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Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a lit Minecraft server that’s so dope, even the measles are scared to come near it? Our server is like that MMR vaccine, protecting you for life from boring gameplay!

Come join us and experience the thrill of building your own world, battling epic mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who are as cool as ice. Plus, our server is so safe and secure, even creepers are like, “nah, I’m good, bro.”

So what are you waiting for? Jump on this Minecraft server train and let’s ride into the sunset of epic adventures and endless fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Measles who? We don’t know her.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ores Mined:	2385	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!

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Melios SMP Overview

Features
No teleportation or warps
No land claiming system
Vanilla experience
Custom world generator
Diamond-based economy
World from March 2024
Events

Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community. We’re currently open to new players joining our small community. Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle, you’re welcome here!

Interested? Apply through our Discord or visit our website meliosmp.com.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can apply through our Discord server or visit our website for more information.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without any additional plugins or mods.
Is griefing allowed?	No, we operate on a trust system and encourage a friendly and respectful community.
Can I contribute to the server events?	Absolutely! We welcome player input and ideas for in-game events.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Beer Me Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your hangover after a night of partying with villagers! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is the perfect place for those who like to play hard and mine harder. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (because you are, duh). And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie wearing a tutu? Well, now’s your chance!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, the only thing better than building a castle is doing it with a beer in hand. Cheers!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

No. 690178326 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of chickens, and have intense llama races through the Nether. Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical land of flying cows, where you can ride them into battle against evil mobs.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible, even if it means building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Come join us and embrace the madness!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7319
Mines Excavated:	4085	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BlockyFamilyDrama

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate roast battles and verbal smackdowns!

Just like this parent teaching their son to clap back at his bully, we encourage our players to stand up for themselves and throw some epic insults in the chat. Imagine calling your opponent a “cheeseburger-loving, jelly donut-hiding fatty” during a PvP match – now that’s some next-level trash talk!

We believe in teaching valuable life lessons through Minecraft, like how to defend yourself against mean players and come out on top. So, if you’re ready to sharpen your roasting skills and show off your verbal jiu-jitsu, join our server now! And remember, being autistic is not a free pass to be an asshole – it’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft insults!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NoobGamerMinecraftSMP

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Oh, honey, forget about that old Atari game your grandma used to have, we’re talking about the ultimate gaming experience here! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive the glory days of your childhood, but with a twist – we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground club where the creepers hang out!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds every time you mine a block.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3507
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyLaughsMC

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Have you ever been chased by a pack of angry chickens in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant spiders, hilarious pranks with exploding sheep, and the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a house out of diamond blocks while fending off a gang of mischievous creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the laughter begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Crops Grown:	9054	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6775	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1