| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 9211 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 205 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
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1A1C.minehut.gg
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 7888 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 2021 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 9656 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 1928 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 8205 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Votes: | 1255 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 9870 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 6996 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 1977 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 382 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 2780 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 191 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2147 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 274 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 27 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 3467 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 15 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 513 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 3865 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 4037 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 57 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 391 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 49 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 6507 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 86 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 3998 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 963 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 7709 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 164 |
| Ores Mined: | 8039 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
