HomelessCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tough love is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and questionable life choices – just like in real life, but blockier!

Looking for a server where you can bond out your meth-addicted husband from virtual jail? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can make tough decisions like choosing between enabling a toxic relationship or standing your ground. Will you choose love or tough love? The choice is yours!

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual tough love, where you can kick out your sister-in-law for making questionable decisions and still feel bad about it. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on in and bond out your virtual husband, kick out your sister-in-law, and navigate the crazy world of tough love in Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable morals – what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Emeralds Found:	9989
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Wet and Dark Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into the wet and dark world of our server where it’s always hibernation season… for the players! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be too busy cozying up in your virtual bed all day long. But don’t worry, we’ll wake you up for some epic virtual snowball fights and hot cocoa parties. Join now for the ultimate hibernation experience!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchantments Applied:	277
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	49	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AngryCraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting griefed by random players on other servers? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no griefing” policy because our admin is actually a wizard who will turn griefers into chickens with a flick of his wand. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players to use. So come join us and let out all your anger by slaying dragons and building giant statues of yourself in our world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	4081	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyCompliments

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life, where you’ll ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even have the chance to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Towns Built:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat iz so lit, u’ll be blown away lik a creeper explosion? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server iz so wild, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten.

u wanna kno why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there waz a player who joined dis server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. but dat ain’t all, cuz when he tried to mine for more diamonds, he stumbled upon a secret underground city full of villagers who could talk and trade with him. it waz like a whole new world, man.

and dat ain’t even da craziest part. rumor haz it dat if u find da legendary golden apple hidden deep within da server, u will gain da power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. it’s like being a real-life ender dragon, except u won’t get slain by sum noob with a diamond sword.

so, wat r u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for urself. who knoz, maybe u’ll be da next player to uncover da server’s deepest secrets and become a legend in da minecraft world. oh, and did i mention dat we have free cake at spawn? yeah, dat’s right. free cake. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	31	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

KremlinCraft: No Peace Zone

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so, like, u know how russia is all like, “we don’t wanna be peaceful, we wanna be all tough and stuff”? well, on this server, u can be just like russia! join us and never have to worry about being forced into peace again! build your own kremlin and rule with an iron fist, just like putin (but without all the political drama, lol).

we have crazy events like “the great potato war” where u gotta fight off hordes of angry potatoes trying to take over your land. and don’t even get me started on the “zombie bear apocalypse” that happens every full moon. it’s like a mix of minecraft and a cheesy action movie, but way more fun.

plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone. join us and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ad Blocker’s Paradise

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A MINECRAFT ROLLER COASTER! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT OR RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO EPIC, THEY ONCE BUILT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS JUST FOR FUN! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND CREEPERS WEARING TOP HATS! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, YOU’LL WONDER WHY YOU DIDN’T JOIN SOONER! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Origins of Plants & Paws

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so liek, this server is liek the wildest ride in minecraft history, u wont believe the craziness that goes down here. we got plants, insects, and mammals all chillin together like one big happy family. who knew they were all bffs for over 45 million years, defying all the science stuff we thought we knew.

join this server if u wanna see a tree and a bug have a dance party, or a lion and a butterfly play tag. it’s like a nature documentary on steroids, but in minecraft form. u won’t find this kind of wackiness anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Enchantments Applied:	125
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Noob Zone Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s a clucking good time!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing a pumpkin on his head and challenging players to epic build-offs. Rumor has it he once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

4. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether realm, where players can show off their best moves while dodging fireballs and ghasts. It’s like a rave, but with more lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the llamas – they have a tendency to spit on unsuspecting players.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

D e a t h N o t e M i n e c r a f t S M P

Anime, cat-and-mouse game, crime, death note, detective, Justice, Kira, l.., light yagami, Manga, Mello, Misa Amane, morality, near.., ryuk, shinigami, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, Yotsuba Arc

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more plot twists than a telenovela and more backstabbing than a game of Among Us.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of forming alliances, betraying your friends, and building epic structures while dodging lava traps and zombie hordes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you richer than a stack of emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world where chaos reigns supreme and every day is a new adventure. Just be prepared to lose some friends along the way…literally.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Mom’s BF Banned Christmas MC Server

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of family drama! Join us and escape the holiday chaos by building your own baby-proofed house and hosting the wildest Christmas gathering ever!

We don’t judge anyone’s relationship status, whether it’s casual, exclusive, or polyamorous – we just want everyone to have a good time! Bring your mom, her boyfriend, your dad, and the whole extended family for a festive celebration that will go down in Minecraft history.

Don’t worry about awkward encounters or feeling left out – on our server, everyone gets a chance to bond over building, exploring, and surviving together. And if things get too intense, just remember that it’s all part of the fun!

So come on over and join us for a holiday extravaganza like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual mistletoe to hang over your Minecraft doorways!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	228
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BabyNameBetrayal

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take naming rights very seriously! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement, just like the story of a family feud over the name “Julian.”

Imagine a world where names are worth fighting for, where siblings battle it out over who gets to use the name “Jules” for their unborn child. Will they settle their differences in a PvP arena? Will they build rival kingdoms to stake their claim on the name? The possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous stories unfold over something as simple as a name? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where naming rights are the ultimate prize?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a naming showdown of your own!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocktopia: Keep Crafting, Keep Laughing!

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Are you tired of mining for hours on end with nothing to show for it? Are creepers constantly blowing up your hard work? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret weapon to keep you motivated during tough times – unlimited diamonds! That’s right, just by logging in, you’ll be showered with diamonds like you’ve never seen before. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this insane story: Once upon a time, a player on our server built a rollercoaster that was so epic, it actually came to life and started taking players on a wild ride through the virtual world. So if you want to experience crazy adventures like this and never have to worry about running out of diamonds again, join our server today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Crops Grown:	2786	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Calorie Crunch & Muscle Mingle

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so, like, if u wanna lose weight and get all toned and stuff, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. we got like, this crazy combo of calorie restriction and exercise that will have u shedding those pounds faster than a creeper explodes. but wait, there’s more! if u a lady and wanna keep them muscles looking fly, then time-restricted eating with exercise is the way to go. it’s like, slightly less effective but still super dope. join now and get ready to slay in the virtual world and in real life. let’s get ripped, gamers!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

What is the IP for Here’s Johnny Minecraft Server?

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Here’s Johnny is a dynamic and energetic performer with a passion for entertaining and engaging audiences. His high-energy comedy routines and witty banter have made him a crowd favorite at comedy clubs and venues across the country. With a unique blend of observational humor and storytelling, Here’s Johnny is known for keeping audiences laughing from start to finish. Whether he’s performing stand-up comedy, hosting events, or appearing on television, Here’s Johnny always brings his signature charm and humor to the stage.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.