BlockyBlunders: ParentalPicks | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8619
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Void Gems Collected:	39
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Buildings Constructed:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Magic Items Found:	7445	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Zombie Dances:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	420308	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	6022	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	45
Farms Harvested:	407	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchantments Applied:	156

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	105	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

Players:	94/800	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Crops Grown:	1176	Alien Abductions:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13