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| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 100 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Imagine a world where you can go on dates without worrying about rushing back home to take care of your little sister. Our server offers the ultimate freedom to live your best virtual life without any guilt trips or tears.
Uncle Cory might be cool in real life, but on our server, you can leave all family obligations behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new realms. Say goodbye to babysitting duties and hello to endless adventures with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of balancing real life with virtual fun.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to being the reluctant guardian of a little sister who just won’t let you live your best life. It’s time to prioritize your own happiness and let the pixels do the parenting for a change.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Imagine taking your kids on a vacation to a magical land where you can explore ancient ruins, battle fierce monsters, and build towering castles together. Leave your boyfriend behind in the real world while you embark on thrilling adventures with your little ones. Who needs a reluctant partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore?
Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun memories – join our Minecraft server today and create unforgettable experiences with your kids. Leave the real world drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server waiting for you?
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 434 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Enchantments Applied: | 235 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 9 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 308 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join our server and experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s and 2000s with pixelated graphics, retro music, and funky skins that will have you feeling like you’re living in a time warp. But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games inspired by your favorite childhood TV shows and movies, like a SpongeBob SquarePants themed parkour challenge and a Harry Potter themed potion brewing contest.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere in the server where players can dance the night away to classic hits from the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to lucky players who find it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3123 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Star Shards Collected: | 289 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.
so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| About Us |
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| The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community. |
| Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total) |
| Mods & Tweaks |
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| We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap. |
| Application |
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| Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist. |
Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?
A: The server is for players 18 years and older.
Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?
A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.
Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?
A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.
Q: Where is the server located?
A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.
Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?
A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 93 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Our server is home to Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira – each group filled with talented virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and more! Watch them perform live concerts, cover your favorite songs, and even check out their exclusive merchandise that’s so cute it’ll make your heart explode!
But that’s not all – we’ve got kawaii friends like Prima, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, and more who are always up for some pixelated fun! And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride magical unicorns and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so cute, you’ll never want to leave!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us as we embark on wild adventures, build insane structures, and battle against the forces of evil. Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, crazy pranks, and epic battles that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most outrageous and hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. It’s time for Joe Six Pack and the general public to rise up and show those bastards who’s boss!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?
But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 31 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2560 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 6506 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
