lol u guys ever heard of a minecraft server that was so lit that the u.s. government wanted to take it down?? yea that’s right, our server is so fire that even the government is shook! they said it was cuz of “weather concerns” but we all know it’s cuz they couldn’t handle the heat of our epic builds and pvp battles. join now before the feds shut us down for good and miss out on all the fun! trust me, you don’t wanna be left out in the cold like the u.s. government, come join the party!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
Herobrine Sightings: 9 Secret Passages Found: 6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

    InstinctCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

    Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

    Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Potions Brewed: 192 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Void Armor Forged: 21

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

    > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 306 Mythical Relics Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • DressDilemmaCraft

    DressDilemmaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

    But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Falling into the Void: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • NostalgicCraft

    NostalgicCraft
    Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Villages Defended: 12 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • LebCraft Air Strikes

    LebCraft Air Strikes
    come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

    ShroomCraft: The Happy Server
    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 17

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

    Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Zombie Dances: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyUkrainianDefense

    CraftyUkrainianDefense
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

    we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

    and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

    so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Villages Defended: 19
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Land claiming to keep your house safe
    Shops powered by a diamond economy
    Regular events for the community
    Warp stones for teleportation
    Bucketable entities for convenience
    Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

    Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I claim land? You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
    How can I earn diamonds? You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
    What type of events are hosted? We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
    Can I invite my friends to join? Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
    Are there any specific rules to follow? Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

    Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

    But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 36711 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

    Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

    In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

    But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

    Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MomCraft Server

    MomCraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

    Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

    Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

    So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 79 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Emeralds Found: 4773 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CoffeeCraftChargerDrama

    CoffeeCraftChargerDrama
    So, picture this: you’re chilling at a coffee shop, minding your own business, when suddenly your bag decides to pull a ninja move and knock over someone’s coffee. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t spill coffee – we spill fun and laughter!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own coffee shop (no ninja bags allowed) and make friends with baristas who clean up spills with mops like it’s nobody’s business. And hey, if you accidentally spill coffee on someone’s laptop charger, no worries! We’ve got a whole community of players who will offer to replace it for free, just because they’re that awesome.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the coffee spills (and the laughs) begin! Who knew a simple coffee mishap could lead to such epic Minecraft shenanigans?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition

    PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition
    Are you ready to witness the most epic glow-up in child actor history? Join our Minecraft server and witness the transformation of a lifetime as our players go through puberty right before your very eyes! From squeaky voices to deep baritones, you won’t believe your ears! Plus, rumor has it that one player even grew a full beard overnight – talk about a glow-up! Don’t miss out on the drama, join now and witness the puberty magic unfold before your very eyes!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Crops Grown: 7645
    Enchantments Applied: 212 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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