| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 144 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 19 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 90 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
157.90.91.83:25529
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 1339 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 5354 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 170 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Votes: | 7761 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 431 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5305 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 397943 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 9125 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9096 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 525 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6918 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5080 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 1713 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 54 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 10 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
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| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 7020 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 8392 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8501 | Crops Grown: | 4592 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 67 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 469 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 | Star Shards Collected: | 111 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 4567 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 4972 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 82 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 3748 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.
![🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/152-RuLamp-Retro-Minecraft-server-Minecraft-server.gif)
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 5255 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.
Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.
Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:
• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.
• Grif is also prohibited on the server.
• There is a dynamic map on the server.
• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.
• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server
• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.
• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.
• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀
↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑
95.216.62.177:25582
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 2894 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Welcome Message | Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people. |
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| Branches | Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard |
| Progression | Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server |
| Discord | Join our Discord server |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join a branch? | Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle. |
| What do each branch do? | The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens. |
| How can I participate in missions? | Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins. |
| Can I impact the lore of the server? | Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server. |
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 6771 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 6526 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
