come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a presidential debate! u.s. president joe biden himself couldn’t even seal a gaza cease-fire deal, but we promise our pvp battles are even more intense than that! with global support (well, maybe not from israel or hamas), you know this server is the real deal. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane fun, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in politics!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 17

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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