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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 4182 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! it’s like a magical unicorn farted rainbows all over it and made it the most epic place to play minecraft ever!
join us on this server and u will be transported to a land of pure awesomeness where the blocks are made of solid gold and the mobs are all friendly and give u hugs instead of attacking u. u can build the most epic castles and roller coasters and even ride a dragon if u want (not really but wouldn’t that be cool?).
but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will get a free pet llama that can do your homework for u and make u sandwiches. plus, every time u mine a diamond, a leprechaun will appear and grant u three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating).
so what are u waiting for? join us on this server and let the fun begin! who needs real life when u can have minecraft magic instead? come on, do it for the llamas!
